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keep getting these weird spam texts about tiger woods specifically. "tiger woods killed in car accident" "tiger woods kidnapped and held hostage" "robber holds tiger woods' wife hostage" this is maddening
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TW//mention of albania
I'm going to start calling you sackboy because you're all sack and no balls
whatever you say i dont have the energy to question you people anymore
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Pondering my plinko horse…
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YES I bring my Nintendo Switch to Hooters… YES I showed one of the girls working there my shiny Rillaboom… She said it was so cool and then walked out of the building and I never saw her again
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You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.
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This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
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nobody will ever get me the way john singer sargent does
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Sometimes correlation does imply causation.
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I just got my first apartment it's modest but i hope you guys like it
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