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riorrrdan · 4 years
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How'd you find these.
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*the room just turned cold
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Oh em gee!! Uncle Rick I missed u so much!! How’s Becky 💖💕💝💓💗💞 Can you please put me in your next book? 👉🏾👈🏾 My name is Kayleigh and I want to be Nico’s gf. I know that he’s gay but I don’t care 🤷🏾‍♀️ . Love you 😘 xoxo
Becky's good she had me sleeping next to our green screen a couple nights but it's nothing Camp Half-Blood's Scribe can't deal with! Unfortunately I can't have you be Nico's girlfriend because I'm afraid I'm going to get cancelled were I to do that. But I can exchange long glances between you and Nico in Percy's Never Catching a Break Book #4 where Nico doubts his relationship with Will Solace.
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riorrrdan · 4 years
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Hey! I'm very gullible so if you can can you put a tag that indicates ur posts as a parody? Something like #parodypost or similar?
I was trying to commit idenity fraud here but sure ig
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riorrrdan · 4 years
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(Parody tweet)
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riorrrdan · 4 years
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what do you mean I am the actual Rick
this is a parody account I'm not trying to get sued by no old white guy
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riorrrdan · 4 years
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Nicki Minaj is untalented and Percy Jackson wouldn't listen to her! Make sure you buy my newest book because I'm afraid the camphalfblood chronicles are coming to an end.
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riorrrdan · 4 years
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When doja cat said niggas ain't shit...
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riorrrdan · 4 years
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riorrrdan · 4 years
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Proud to announce I'm back on Tumblr. Happy to interact with long time fans on another platform!
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riorrrdan · 4 years
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this is a parody account I'm not trying to get sued by no old white guy
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