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righteousbreakfast · 3 hours
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you look horrible
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righteousbreakfast · 3 hours
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you look horrible
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righteousbreakfast · 3 hours
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righteousbreakfast · 8 hours
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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.
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righteousbreakfast · 17 hours
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I am unwell
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righteousbreakfast · 19 hours
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“For the Empire.”
Edelgard von Hresvelg
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
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righteousbreakfast · 19 hours
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righteousbreakfast · 2 days
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I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.
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righteousbreakfast · 2 days
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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righteousbreakfast · 2 days
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i still havent actually listened to TMA
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righteousbreakfast · 3 days
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My friends are obsessed with this and now I can't stop thinking about it.
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righteousbreakfast · 3 days
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Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:
My actual full legal name
The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers
Michael (x4)
They all die horrible deaths :)”
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righteousbreakfast · 3 days
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stop holding ya pee for so damn long
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righteousbreakfast · 4 days
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"Love is what separates us from the animals" no. Bears also fuck and seagulls love their babies. What separates us from the animals is our physical need for, and mental capacity to produce toilet paper.
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righteousbreakfast · 4 days
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righteousbreakfast · 5 days
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Vampires vs Werewolves, ft. Joe Hill, @victoriocity, Aliette de Bodard, Ben Aaronovitch, Oraine Johnson, Garth Nix, @sarah-hawley and @jonnywaistcoat prevaricating like he knows any answer will be used against him in the future.
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