was about to make a silly post about how i'm lying on my bed, kicking my legs in the air, smiling like a teen girl in love, while reading about mealworm pathogens, but that post is cancelled because i found this gif instead
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auto suggest bewilders me
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security camera installation guy dropped by my work and I had not had coffee so my attempts to make conversation were like
Me: “So… have you seen Nope?”
Him: “I have not.”
Me: “Jordan Peele movie. Really good. You should watch it. It’s got… security camera installation technician… representation...”
Him: “Uh, cool.”
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mammatus and cumulonimbus they are best friends
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This is more punk than the whole of punk history.
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The best thing I’ve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle
How did it get in there? Like this of course
Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree I’ve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.
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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from
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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place
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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from
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person who is chronically outside
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