always a fun time when real life people are doomed by their own narratives. like guys you know it doesn’t have to be like this right? this isn’t a stageplay the foreshadowing isn’t real until you make it real
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there should be a Sisyphus emoji
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Did you get the love I sent you telepathically?
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Question for the audience
Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!
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Paperbacks should be $1 and hardcovers should be $2
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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You can always tell which dead person a historian wants to fuck
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angela carter's introduction for my mother she killed me, my father he ate me
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first date idea: we go hunting and you jokingly point your gun at me and then it accidentally goes off and you kill me. that’d be pretty fun.
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Adam's backflip will live in my head forever I especially love how he did it in front of the judges
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Idiots to lovers implies that they stop being idiots when they finally get together, but that is just not true, they will always be idiots
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