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Remus and Tonks

"Tonks deserves somebody young and whole." "But she wants you." Me: *dies*

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Voldemort: You’re too late Harry! You’ll never stop me now!

Harry: That’s where you’re wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of

Ron: Friendship!

Neville: Harmony!

Hermione: Incredible violence.

Luna: And love!

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Remus: Tonks, there's something I want to tell you.

Tonks: Yes Remus, I love you too-

Remus: I'm a werewolf.

Tonks:

Remus:

Remus: I mean, I love you.

Remus: I'm just kidding about the werewolf part.

Remus: Or am I?

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Tonks: If I went to Azkaban it would probably because I was dancing naked while drunk.

Lupin:

Tonks:

Lupin:

Tonks: What?

Lupin: (laughs) You are so much fun.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Remus: *nudges Tonks awake at 4 am* Do you like me?

Tonks: I married you.

Remus: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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[Playing Dungeons & Dragons]

Tonks: I roll to steal Remus' heart.

Remus: Tonks you can't-

Tonks: *rolls a twenty*

Remus: ...

Sirius, the dungeonmaster: You have a spring wedding. I'm Remus' best man. Moody is Tonks' maid of honor.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Sirius: Yo, I'm here. Open up.

Remus:

Remus: As a child, I was forced to eat dog food for dinner-

Sirius: Open the fucking door!

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Dumbledore: And why do you want to become a professor?

Remus: Cause I'm....classy.

Dumbledore: Get the fuck in that classroom, bitch! You're hired.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Tonks: son of a bitch.

Teddy: what's son of a bitch?

Tonks: oh, goddamn it.

Teddy: what's a goddamn it?

Tonks: ...fuck.

Teddy: what's a fuck?

Remus: please stop talking.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Remus: Tonks fell asleep with her head in my lap and kissed my cheek when she woke up. She's so cute. I wish she liked me.

Molly: *looks into the camera like she's on The Office*

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Tonks: Always be positive.

Tonks: (falls down a flight of stairs)

Tonks: Wow, I got down those stairs so fast!

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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[Tonks and Remus on an Order mission]

Tonks: Maybe we should hold hands?

Remus:

Tonks: ...Uh, for safety?

Remus: You are absolutely right.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker, Moody stands in front of the entire Order with his arms crossed]

Moody: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Remus, quickly: I did. I broke it.

Moody: No. No you didn't. Sirius?

Sirius: Don't look at me. Look at Kingsley.

Kingsley: What?! I didn't break it.

Sirius: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Kingsley: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Sirius: Suspicious.

Kingsley: No it's not.

Mudungus: If it matters, probably not, but Tonks was the last one to use it.

Tonks: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Mudungus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tonks: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mudungus!

Remus: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it Alastor.

Moody: No! Who broke it?!

Kingsley, softly: Moody...Molly's been awfully quiet.

Molly: REALLY?!

Kingsley: Yeah, really!

Molly: Oh my God!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Moody: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *Looks back at the group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Remus: Just remember, no one will ever be able to hate you, more than you already hate yourself.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Tonks: Why didn't you tell me you were a werewolf?

Remus: On our first date, I said I was a dog person!

Tonks: ...man, you right...

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Tonks: Son of a bi-

Tonks: *notices Teddy*

Tonks: Penis!

Remus: That wasn't any better.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Harry: Was I a bad godfather Terry?

Teddy: My name is Teddy.

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remusandtonks · 5 years

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Remus: *sighs sadly* nobody loves me

Tonks, who has repeatedly expressed her feelings towards him:

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