"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"

"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."

"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"

"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

okay.

luckily i cant hear any other human noises from the apartment above us but somebody is creaking the bed upstairs an awful lot 😂😂 hope they're having fun 😌

You can only reblog this today.

Quick question to see if I'm the only adhder suffering constantly

everyone has to stop making posts like "the world's loneliest ant has died in secret" its making me sad

Flashlight <3

cannot believe there are people who aren't familiar with the 2002 movie Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. it's not remembered as one of the animated classics of the early 00s because it's so different than other beloved movies - no talking animals, no fantasy settings, limited comedic elements - but my god did it shine in so many other ways. arguably some of the best 2D animation ever created, outstanding soundtrack, an hour and a half of pure anti-imperialism and anti-colonialism in a kid friendly story about horseys.

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

if there's one thing I'm good at its delaying solving problems for years and years until either the problem gives up trying or it forces its way into making me solve it, but do not mistake me there is not a week in my life where I have forgotten any of these issues

i have a bookstore employee secret to share and it’s that when you buy milk and honey we all make fun of you

life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are

revert to childhood become moss queen