People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
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FLAWLESS COMEDIC TIMING
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Signs you grew up lonely
- Chasing people who don’t want you
-Making up lots of stories and worlds
-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to
-Excessive reading
-Daydreaming
-Clinging emotionally to others
-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group
-Excessive baths
-Talking to oneself
-Obsessive friendships
-Excessive helpfulness
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cermet had a rough 2018
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@outtsiders-mark
sometimes you just gotta draw your favs as dads
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I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.
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They’ve been watching a lot of cat videos lately.
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ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
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The smash hit of the summer.
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I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW
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I’m not taking a chance sis
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