Me and me first mate after opening the crate of exquisite fent
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Y'know what?
Reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from garlic bread.
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REBLOG if youre think people who got their penis ripped off by penis gnomes are still capable of being loved. gotta prove a point to my ex wife
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*sigh* I’m so sad Gorbachev passed away. One of my favorite moments was when he went into the first Pizza Hut of the USSR and said “it’s gorbin time” and gorbed all of the pizzas into his fucking mouth
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Mmmmmm I’m so full of CIA wiretaps they’re so yummy mmmmmmmm
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What’s your opinion on the Sugondese government?
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Grinding SODA DRINK at WORK so I can collect enough PISS POINTS to unlock BATHROOM BONUS and go on my PHONE
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Hi im an artist do u want to be friends
Sure 👍
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This app has WAY too many goofy, silly, and otherwise precarious individuals on it
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He doesn’t know the epicenter of wealth and trade have a paywall 🤭
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Weed makes your brain SO BIG
Reblog this if you believe weed doesn’t make you lazy or kills your brain cells. I’m trying to prove a point to this bitch I work with
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The US is the only country where political influence is for sale $$$!
Find out how in this YouTube short:
https://youtu.be/U6w9CbemhVY
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