Little Tikes Turtle Ashtray
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Thinking about I just spent the entirety of my bath freaking out and obsessing over my body rather than… like enjoying a nice bath
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me when the chronic pain is chronic and painful:
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Obradin but with the crew of below deck send tweet
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How the fuck am I supposed to deal with this
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One of my friends died yesterday
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say
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wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things
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