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it's insulting that a text document is like 170kb. text documents should be between 600mb-5gb, out of respect for the weighty ideas they contain
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nice life dude. does that shit imitate art?
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i skip the epilogue. if it happens after the story it's none of my business
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have you checked out the new bucket? apparently the slops in it are pretty good. the last bucket was terrible but these slops got 4 stars on sloprater
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one of my buddies has a meniscus that's only a couple of microns thick. he hates it when we break his surface tension
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this is me when i'm considering many facts and points of view simultaneously, in pursuit of arriving at a salient observation regarding our society
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just drenched one of my buddies in reverb. he's fine. looks great. he's walking around, long tail. taking several seconds to decay
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shorty's compliments had me on my thank you shit!
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haven't written much lately but wanted to write something about my kind neighbours. JIM & KERRY on substack now
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her lips were as red as hot dogs... her skin, as white as a slice of white bread. she'd been crying, and it made her eyes and cheeks as pink as a skinless hot dog
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getting some sweet returns… might replicate the conditions that created them. if i do it exactly the same they probably won't diminish
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(german bread scientist trying to replicate the famous french baguette) ach… this bread isnt straight enough… (he crumples the bread in his hand and throws it at the wastepaper basket) mein gott. pretzel
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the main rule of hiking is take nothing but photos leave nothing but foot prints. then it's borrow nothing something blue. something swallowed something glue
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saw dune 2. it's crazy how much javier bardem's character would enjoy grilled scampi and calamari... yet he'll never have it
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(about to explain to my boss that some shit i don't want to do is glutinous) so basically i just got diagnosed with celiac disease,
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who called that shit a donut instead of a churroborous! it is as though a churros is eating its own tail... do you see
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if you showed a graphics card to a stone age man he would intuit that it was a thing not just of great power, but of beauty
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