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there's an app called "No Thanks" that scans barcodes and tells you whether a company supports israel or not if anyone is interested! it should be available on most app stores!
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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Rip to Lilith but if this:
Was my man I would marry him harder
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#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#hazbin vaggie#hazbin vox#hazbin adam#hazbin lute#hazbin valentino#hazbin velvette
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UPDATE!!!
They fucking did not do the L&I so I had to go back and do it AGAIN 🤣🤪 <- me losing it rn
I know medical staff are busy and understaffed rn, but WHY did I have to wait an hour just to get discharged.
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agab? NO!
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there's only one clothing store in hell and it shows
#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#hazbin vox#hazbin angel dust#bow tie#hazbin hell
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hazbin hotel 2 more eps in 4 days
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Who broke it? | Hazbin Hotel storyboard
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Hazbin Hotel x Parks and Rec
#hazbin hotel#parks and rec#video#hazbin alastor#charlie morningstar#hazbin niffty#hazbin angel dust#hazbin vaggie#hazbin husk#sir pentious#Youtube
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So I got a call from the hospital. Apparently they didn't finish my registration before I left and I'm just thinking 'I was there for 2 hours, 1 of which was just waiting to get discharged! That's on you babe'.
Also. She seemed very convinced she needed my insurance info and I'm just like. No. Use the crime victims insurance and the L&I.
Apparently neither were filed yet, so that's gonna be fun to deal with.
I know medical staff are busy and understaffed rn, but WHY did I have to wait an hour just to get discharged.
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Alastor being aroace makes his dynamic with Vox like 100% funnier. It's a villain rivalry, you immediately know people will look at these two and think "they crave each other carnally", except only one of them has the capacity for it. Which is the perfect set up for a ridiculous one-sided obsession, but then Alastor is shown to be acting way more unbothered by Vox than he actually is. Dude is walking the streets of Hell menacingly staring into cameras and doesn't even have the excuse of homosexuality. Both of these fuckers are goofy as hell.
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I know medical staff are busy and understaffed rn, but WHY did I have to wait an hour just to get discharged.
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