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barks 馃憤
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i don't really use this blog anymore, but i just thought it'd be funny to point out that i'm a dog therian now. you were right that i'm an animal, just the wrong one.
How is a horse running a Tumblr blog? Isn鈥檛 typing hard with those hooves? And don鈥檛 try to say you鈥檙e not a horse. How else would you know so much about them UNLESS YOU ARE A HORSE??
i'm not a horse!!!! I'm not!!
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fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google
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horse facing the camera only its head and neck are visible due to its proximity to the camera it is a foal and wears a bright pink pail upon its head in the fashion of a hat or cap behind the foal is a larger older horse perhaps its mother this young horse is enjoying the art of play and by the light in its eyes we can deduce it is having a wonderful time doing so
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That flag combo just reads as straight man hope you know it
i don't normally engage with anon hate (I get more than is really comfortable), but I find this one especially funny.
I'm genderfluid and my sexuality is *gestures vaguely*. so like. yeah, i'm a straight man. i'm also a lesbian, a gay man, a bi enby, a straight woman, and a bunch of other stuff I can't be bothered to list. gender and sexuality is fake and i do whatever the fuck I want with it, I just generally vibe with calling myself a lesbian most of the time.
like. theres no impact here dude. go have fun with your strict societal constructs of gender and sexuality I guess.
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How To Draw A Horse - a comic by Emma Hunsinger
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this is a poem to me
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me: my ear tingles
the internet: YOU HAVE 35 HORSES, 58 MINUTES, AND 27 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE
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shamelessly reposted bc op was a dipshit <3
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Hey, the OP of the cat riding the horse video, nordic-german-retard, is super transphobic (brief look into their blog and they think transness is a mental illness that needs to be cured) :[
omg thanks I've deleted the post and blocked op. I generally rely on shinigami eyes to mark people like that and they weren't marked.
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Banana for baby
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horse foal in a pasture in the act of pouncing upon a blue ball this baby is poised to strike and is doing so very skillfully its front legs stretched out like one might imagine a vampire holding out its cape further adding to the mental image of a predator striking at its prey in the background there is the behind of another older horse perhaps the foals mother she is not watching the playing take place
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Justice, one year old, discovering a great truth: ball is life
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Cooling little baby bebop Bo off a bit with the hose. Heat index is 111 degrees here atm.
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