I’m going to hell

i am her.

Sometimes I forget that there was a Scooby-Doo movie starring Wendy Corduroy, Mr. Bean, Isla Fisher and Buffy the Vampire Slayer along with several legitimate martial artists and pro wrestlers, created solely because the scriptwriter (Who would later direct Guardians of the Galaxy) hated Scrappy-Doo and wanted everyone else to hate him too.

Uh, Minnie, I have something to tell you…

Me: *posts something completely innocent* Tumblr’s NSFW filter:

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

Brooklyn witches in a times square office

this is so cute

Why would you rather see two men holding guns than holding hands?

29 Pulse Survivors lead the Boston pride parade

Reblog if you're still in denial about season 3 of scream

iconic moments from mtv scream

•"so who cares if she IS a lesbian" •bella thorne died immediately and everyone was pretty much ok with it •when noah went to the party and got fucking wasted after like 2 beers and they put him on the lake •"noah are you a virgin" “no i’m a regular man slut” •tyler was like a huge deal but he had nothing to do with anything •when audrey flipped will in front of everyone and whispered “how does it feel to take it in front of everyone” in the most menacing and badass voice i’ve ever heard in my young life •THE BOWLING ALLEY EPISODE THE BOWLING ALLEY EPISODE •brooke taped a knife to a stick and noah was like “wow she’s so badass” but all she did was duct tape a knife to a stick •the Daisy song which was honestly a banger •that time emma kept seeing the ghost of will but he was like cut in half haha ew •"noah do you know how to use a gun" “yeah” and then he immediately handed it to audrey •when piper was revealed to be the killer and she went “hashtag mind blown” to remind us all that this show was on MTV •WELCOME HOME GIRL INTERRUPTED • jake’s last text message ever sent was “jakey likey :) we good?” •THE SPIKED BOOZE THE AYAHUASCA THE THREEWAY KISS BETWEEN ZOE AND NOAH AND AUDREY WTF •eli ? just like eli in general •jake’s body fell on brooke and it showed everyone’s reactions and the face audrey made was like :/ •that time audrey literally almost knocked noah out with a bookend •that time audrey DID knock noah out with chloroform •when noah was guessing audrey’s phone passwords and he put in “noah” and then looked offended when it didn’t work •when they like ran into branson at the movies??? and they all dragged him??? in front of him??? •eli sneaking into those ppl’s house just to make toast and watch em sleep •when the model home caught on fire and emma was like “we can’t just leave!!!!” and eli was like “yes we can just leave and that’s what we’re doing lmao” •that bitch HALEY who died SUCKING DICK •"hey zoe! zoe-ologist" •audrey and emma paused to argue about their relationship while literally standing over noah’s coffin when he was buried alive and rapidly losing blood •stavo visited noah in the hospital and did that thing where he grabbed his foot? and he drew him a comic awww •emma and audrey got increasingly gay as season 2 progressed •"you know it wasn’t me. except that’s…..what the killer would say!!! haha it’s not me. it’s really not me.“ •the reveal of kieran THA SNAKE wilcox •"haha” -kieran • the Memorable emrey movie date •the weird halloween special that accomplished nothing but at least everyone was wearing floral •the whole show?

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time