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reblog if your parents don’t love you(:
go on. reblog. reblog this post.
don’t be shy. you shouldn’t lie to yourself.
it doesn’t take much effort. just reblog the post.
...
wait
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you can’t possibly believe that they actually love you, right?
come on. some one like you? a complete fool like you?
are you even thinking straight?
are you seriously that dumb?
your parents, love someone like you? fucking impossible.
now go on, reblog this post. right now. do it right now.
that’s right. just like that.
this is the only time your parents will be proud of you.
yeah.... just like that
keep reblogging...
maybe if you reblog enough they will begin to love you again
i doubt it though
someone like you?
never.
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what a nice little sub you are
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So I had the idea to combine my plush pinata thing with my old furby and I just thought that it'd be a good idea to share it with you guys.
His name is mark
He also has a pouch on his stomach that I filled with plastic spoons
#are you proud god?#is this what you wished for?#is this the soul reason for my existence?#is it?#IS IT?!?#anyway#furby#bestboy#mark#the love of my life#S P O O N S#plushie#femboy furby#did i mention that hes a masochist
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I made a poem that I'd like to share. Please be nice. I tried my best😌
As I looked into her eyes
Tears continued to roll down her face
I whisper to her but a single phrase
She then dies
Dies of laughter
. . .
"PeePee PooPoo"
#poems#pure art#please be nice#is it good#tell me its good#tell me its good like the nice little sub you are#get on your knees and kiss my feet#beg for more of my art#beg until you cant beg no more
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So my little sister just asked me to make a sandwich, so I ask her what kinda of sandwich she wants. She replies with, “ a cheese sandwich”. I assume she means a grilled cheese sandwich but to make sure, I ask, “a grilled cheese sandwich?” She says no. She then restates that she wants a cheese sandwich. So now I begin to assume she wants a baloney sandwich with cheese. So I say ok and get the meat and cheese out. When she sees me getting the meat out she states that she doesn’t want meat. She just wants cheese, mayo, and mustard. Just that, on two slices of bread. A cold piece of sliced American cheese, sandwiched between two slices of bread. One slice, which has mayo slathered onto, and another slice which has mustard also slathered onto. At this point I’m kinda just staring at her with sorta this look of disappointment and disgust. She then follows up her sad description of a ‘sandwich’ with “okay?” And all I can mutter is a small ‘yea..’ So i then place the meat in the fridge and get the mustard, mayo, and bread out and begin to make it. All the while, she’s staring at the food eagerly, waiting for its birthing. Once I finish, she fucking snatches the ‘sandwich’ and starts inhaling that shit. She finishes quickly.
She’s a demon. A complete monster. Either that or it’s apparently normal to eat cold cheese, mayo, and mustard on two pieces of soft bread.
#please help me my sister is a demon#she eats fuckinf cheese mayo and mustard and two sluces of bread and calls it a sandwich#shes insane#a demon#a complete fucking monster#i should send her to a mental hospital#or maybe i should call the animal shelter so they can put her down#like is that really normal#it cant be right#right?#RIGHT?!?#just please help#shes gonna end up killing me in my sleep
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Do you ever just be hugging a smol animal like a kitten or puppy and you just get the urge to crush its tiny little body and listen to it whimper in your arms? Hear its bones crack as your arms wrap tighter around its chest, crushing its lungs. Watching its eyes grow dull. Listening to its weakened breaths.
Anyway, I have this really amazing cat named Eggroll BudLight-Year. She’s a bit of an alcoholic. But sheas beautiful.
#cat#i love cats#alcoholic#i wanna rip their hearts out and crush their tiny little skull#live love laugh#penis enlargement pills
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🎶cat threw up on my bed
Yeah a cat threw up on my bed
My fucking cat threw up on my bed
Yeah the cat threw up on my bed
cat throw up🎶
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say cheese
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t e a t h
yummee, testy, t e a t h
i love to chomp on t e a t h
chomp
chomp
chomp
chomp
yum. delicious. i am satisfied.
t e a t h
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what is the plural form of penis?
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ok so ..... do snakes have penises? Peni? Penie? peniss?
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am i allowed to buy children?
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am i allowed to like...... idk...... show emotion????
#this is a cry for help#please help me#everything hurts#jkjkjkjkjk#haha#joking#love myself so much#im constantly crying
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fuck sleep, time for baby roasting.
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oh, how i yearn to feel the need to continue to live. to feel as if life has meaningfulness. to wake up in to morning and think “this is wonderful.” yes, how i wish to be.... happy. i want a pet frog.
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