People telling me to wash my hands cause of corona nah mate I ain't lesbian

If I drained all the acid in my digestive system could a shit a whole big Mac in perfect form

You're an Iranian citizen

you're going for a stroll it's ww3. You hear the music of Gucci gang in the distance, oh no. Slowly over the horizon immerges a helicopter followed by a cloud of vape smoke. The gun fire begins you hide but a guy with the dogtag Xx_pussyslayer_xX nae naes a grenade at you you blow up and the last image scorned into your mind is Xx_pussyslayer_xX fortnite dancing over your body

Big daddy government be stealing my cummy money

Just wanna say

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... To be continued

I wish daddy would shock my urethra worm

The fuck Bethesda doing

How many golden dildos can Todd buy to fuck himself with outta the fallout 1st money

My flesh is flaccid

I don't want blood

It's weird

Tfw when you get stared at while shitting on kids

I love pooping

I just wish it didn't hurt

This be real shittin hours

You know lifes good u see someone u don't like on a gay hookup site

Vampire must be horrible to invite to Christmas

Urinate your tiddies pls

I want to the guy who runs watchmojo to commit terrorism and when he unzips he jacket says "welcome to my final top 10 countdown

My new kink is the reverse footage of people destroying shops