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ratcoon · 16 days ago
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Capcom you cowards,
Give me childhood best friends Mel and Li-Fen that annoy each other but also love each other and are each other’s rival
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ratcoon · a month ago
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For Milf Chun-Li I would become an orphan any day
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MAM
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ratcoon · 2 months ago
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I really think that Street Fighter has the potential to have a huge fandom like Overwatch. I think the main reason it doesn’t is because it’s been around for so long and predates fandom as we know it today, and that Capcom isn’t as concerned with the lore of the street fighter universe as Blizzard is with Overwatch’s lore. Widowmaker’s backstory is tragic as hell. But let’s take a look at Cammy:
She was kidnapped by Shadaloo as a young adult and was indoctrinated into becoming a Shadowdoll, essentially a mobile unit of spies (that’s my understanding, at least).She escaped from Shadaloo so now they’re her enemy but she doesn’t want to fight any of the Shadowdolls because she developed a sisterly bond with each of them, ESPECIALLY Decapre! This is an awesome conflict because now those who she once called her family are now her sworn enemies! 
Let’s look at Chun Li:
Chun Li has dealt with the loss of two prominent father figures. Her actual father, and her trainer, Gen. Both were killed by M. Bison. Now she feels a personal need to be the one to take down Bison and Shadaloo so she can avenge these prominent figures in her life! She also eventually adopts a young girl named Li Fen, who was being used as a hacker by Shadaloo! Chun Li’s loss of her parental figures allowed her to develop a passion for less fortunate children which in turn led to her becoming a parental figure herself!
Juri Han, another character with a tragic backstory:
Juri’s parents were both killed by Shadaloo, and she lost her left eye to them as well. This trauma has caused her to turn to being miscellaneously evil, as she teams up with the good guys to defeat Shadaloo but in general detests rules and justice, which fuels her rivalry with Chun Li. Overall, Juri does whatever the fuck she wants. She fights for pure adrenaline and because she just wants to fuck shit up and be mad.
Lastly, let’s look at Kolin:
Kolin was once a member of her country’s military (implied to be Russia, since her fighting style is Systema). However, her whole unit was destroyed in a war and so was her country, with her being the only survivor. She gave up and made peace with her death, collapsing in the snow. Gill (the leader of the illuminati) found her and indoctrinated her into the illuminati, and she is completely devoted to both Gill and the religion of the illuminati. Gill preyed upon her at her weakest moment. Kolin is a victim.
Hmmmmm yeah. I wish capcom would take the lore more seriously because there is some interesting stuff here! I only talked about 4 of 16+ characters that are playable in SFV! I really wish capcom would expand on stuff like this- or maybe it is better this way so we can fill in with our own headcanons. Also if there are any discrepancies in these explanations please know that much of streetfighter lore is a maze to navigate since the game’s lore isn’t linear at all, and sorry for any typos I typed this up quickly on a whim.
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ratcoon · 2 months ago
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Day 1 of eating every plant I see
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ratcoon · 2 months ago
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Shoutout to autistic and adhd people whose special interests/hyperfixations aren't media-related. "autism is about writing fanfics about your blorbo scrunklies XDD" actually autism is about collecting miniature world war 1 airplane models
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ratcoon · 2 months ago
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POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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It's about time people need to stop thinking of dialects and accents (especially minority and rural ones) as a judging factor or something to mock. People shouldn't have to feel ashamed, humiliated, insecure or fear of being judged for having a hint of their native dialect/accent while speaking the standard version of a language or even speaking in them completely at a new place.
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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While watching Boruto I got hit with the reality that since all their damn kids are the exact same age that means they were all pregnant/had pregnant wives at the same time. So then I'm like, damn that must have been fun for Kakashi. I can imagine him monologuing to himself in the hokage's office like:
"Hmm I have this mission that needs a really strong and trusted shinobi... How about Sakura?"
"No wait, she's pregnant. Ino then? No, she is too.... Hinat-nope that won't work either"
"Alright then, I'll send a man. Shikamaru ca- wait, Tamari is due any day now. It wouldn't be right to send him off on this mission and potentially miss the birth of his child right?"
"On that note, Choji's daughter was just born, he's still with Karui in the land of Lightning isn't he? Rock Lee somehow spawned a baby by himself as well.... That was weird. Anyway as a single father to a newborn he certainly can't go."
"This is a crucial time for all my strongest shinobi and their families..... I can't expect them to drop everything and go off on a potentially long mission... guess I have no choice"
"Tenten it is then."
-cut to Tenten-
"Why am I suddenly getting all of the missions?"
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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precious little guy
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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I feel in the mood to be converted to ships. Please send me reasons why you love one these ships, that I have tagged, that you may also ship (feel free to recomend different ships for me, i'm bored👀)
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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Twitter
My current favorite crack theory is the Collector being a sashannarcy child
I just think it’s funny
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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Before anyone says
“What about that article with Anne?”
IT COULD BE AN ARTICLE FROM YEARS LATER
My current favorite crack theory is the Collector being a sashannarcy child
I just think it’s funny
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ratcoon · 3 months ago
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My current favorite crack theory is the Collector being a sashannarcy child
I just think it’s funny
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ratcoon · 4 months ago
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I wish I could’ve seen them
“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want
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ratcoon · 4 months ago
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Two pretty women 🙈💕
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