tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

I CAN FINALLY SHARE MY ART FOR THE PROJECT [S] OST RELEASE !!!! ^_^ everyone did sooo good it was awesome to see it all come together!! give the songs a listen :D

a boy and his friends and a game they play together

An internet jester approaches you from beyond the reaches of your dashboard. She tells you that, in accordance with Trans Day of Visibility as well as the holy jokester's day of April 1st, she would like to introduce herself! Her name is Audrey or capmics and she is an internet artist currently working on a game called AETHONIAD POSTSCRIPT! It is an exploration-heavy RPG inspired by the early classics of the genre, the works of Max Ernst, comparative mythology, Hegel, and many other interesting things. below are some screenshots she has prepared for you:

you can play her game here!

It is what it is

Hstwt crazy wdym youre complaining how everyone who likes cannibalism is freaks and that theres uncensored gore on your tl… we tag that shit. Maybe you should go consume some other media and shut your damn mouth. Stop making a strawman to get fucking mad at.

shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)

more rings anatomical edition

i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.

i love how sometimes, despite all the medical advancements of the 21st century, the only thing that relieves pain is sitting/laying/standing in a weird position because it places/doesn't place pressure on certain spots

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point