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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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The Group trying to convince Mark to play a prank on DC
Fernando: Trust us
Mark: All due respect, but I don't trust you or believe you. So unless you're kidnapping me, I'm going to find DC-
Kimi: *taking him out with an branch*
Seb: Then, I guess we're kidnapping you
Jenson: *laughing* I always knew there was a little pirate in you, Sunshine
*Lewis coming to The group*
Lewis: What happenend to Mark?
Nico: He's uh, resting... What's up?
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Fernando: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Fernando: Ha! Just kidding, I have killed a man.
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Micheal Masi: On Thursday, before the press conference, we'll meet and do the drivers briefing. If you won't come, I won't kill you. But I'll find you and make you come to the briefing and then I'll kill you.
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Fernando: I'm tired of people telling me to 'go to the hospital' and that I've 'lost a lot of blood.' It's my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Valtteri: I'm trusting you with my life, but I'm not trusting you with my coffee
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Binotto: If I don't say anything, about wanting them back, you always can write your notes on the reports
Charles: Can? So we don't have to? Wonderful so no notes for me
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Seb: explaining something to the younger drivers And that concludes the plan. Dan you're up!
Daniel: Alright, time to see if you little shits were paying attention kahoot music starts to play
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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After a bad race in the Haas Garage
Guenther: Can you tell me anything positive
The other Haas driver: I'm still here
Guenther: That's a matter of Opinion.
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Kimi: laying drunk in the Alfa garage after a night out with the other Grid dads/granddads
Tonio: Walking by
Kimi: Are you Jesus? Am I dead?
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Charlie Whiting: to Seb, Jenson and Nico R Once again for you 3 in the back: stop the damn flirting in my meetings, you can do it everytime, just not here
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Seb: Do you manage that?
Lance: Yes
Seb: What the hell are you doing?
Lance: I don't know
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Mick: I have a new hoodie
Callum: WE have a new hoodie
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Mercedes Debrief
Nico: Why are you going?
Toto: So I don't have to cry
Lewis: Is it because of us or the debrief report?
Nico: We just gonna assume it's about the debrief report
Niki: sarcastic Is it about the debrief report? No it's clearly about you two idiots
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randomf1quotes · 2 years
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Christian: Helmut, I know about your diabolical plan
Marko: What?! Diabolical plan? I don't-
Christian: holds up a paper that says "My Diabolical Plan, by Dr. Helmut Marko"
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randomf1quotes · 3 years
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Nico R: I may be evil and morally corrupted, but I’m also incredibly pretty and I think that makes up for it, honestly.
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randomf1quotes · 3 years
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Toto: You all right?
Valtteri: I'm still alive, aren't I?
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randomf1quotes · 3 years
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Seb: For once, I'm as clueless as all of you
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