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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict
tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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hey girls did you know that. um. your fucking faves could never have this much chemistry day one.
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Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔
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fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
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warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population
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It’s been so long that I’ve forgotten how you used to make me feel.
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Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed
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sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs
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