They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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hi, i made a personality quiz: which childhood cartoon animal are you?
18 results, including snoopy, pingu, hello kitty, miffy, tweety, doraemon, yogi bear, the pink panther, winnie the pooh, paddington bear, peppa pig, scooby doo, bugs bunny, clifford, bambi, blue (blue’s clues), curious george, and oswald the octopus.
i hope you enjoy it! feel welcome to tag/reply with what you got 💫
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me: *goes to barge into the king's throne room*
guards: *cross their dicks in front of the door before i can reach it* HALT.
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you know what really gets my goat?
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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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