It’s been quite a bit, but I’m leaving y’all with a little WIP. There’s still some changes I want to make, things I might get rid of and things I might add. So… here you go.
Satan:…sigh…if it isn’t my favorite idiotic brother, to what do I owe the misfortune of this encounter? Have you come to increase your debt by renting some of my brain cells, or have you come to kill them off by making me listen to one of your foolish cash grab schemes?
Mammon: First of all, RUDE! Secondly, my ideas aren’t foolish, I just gotta sell some of Lucifer’s embarrassing pictures to some very obsessed fans, and lastly I actually need help with getting a job.
Satan:…did they finally fire you at your modeling job?
Mammon:No, I’m one of their best models, and I’m actually offended you would think that. I just want to earn more cash because I have some “favors” I need to return.
Satan: Okay, I’ll bite… how much debt do you have?
Mammon: Enough that I’ve maxed out Goldie.
Satan: … sigh… of course, and what job are you going for?
Mammon: I was looking at this ad, and they want a part-time bunny dancer, the pay is great, and I have the physique for it
Satan: hmm… by my calculations it’ll be cheaper if you just die
Mammon: but Satan, who will take care of Goldie?
Satan: We’ll think of something, Asmo said he wanted his glasses, Beel wanted his car, Lucifer wants the Jacket as a chew toy for Cerberus…
Tony runs from storage straight to the cafeteria, Nat following close behind. He slams the button, summoning the other crew.
“Tony, why was this meeting called?” “NAT WAS CHASING ME!!” “I WAS NOT!” “YES! You chased me around storage!” “I was watching you because you’ve been sus this whole time! Not to mention really quiet when the last two bodies were found!” “She does have a point Mr. Stark...you have been a bit more quiet than usual.” “Kid!”
“Nat..what were you doing to follow him?” Steve asked. There were only four players left. Steve, Tony, Nat and Peter. They knew they got one out with Y/n who was caught killing Harley in a stack kill.
“I finished all my tasks, so I was on cams for a bit and I saw both Steve and Peter but not Tony. Also he was standing in the cafe for a while before moving to storage which I followed him too.”
“Hmm,” Steve thought, “what do you think queens?” “I’m sorry Mr. Stark but I have to go with Ms. Widow. You have been sus the past two rounds since we booted Y/n.” “I JUST DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY! AND MY GAME IS BEING LAGGY!” “The Great Tony Stark having computer problems? Totally him. I’m voting Tony.” Nat says as she votes him, Peter and Steve following behind.
“GUYS! You’re all dead now it’s Nat!” Tony yells as his red character was ejected out.
“What the hell?! It wasn’t Stark?!” Nat yelled as the game appeared back in the cafeteria.
The game ends after Peter kills Steve and everyone turns their mics back on. “Y/n I can’t believe you killed me and your defense was that I had it coming?!” Harley yells into his mic still slightly surprised. “Well...you did! You kill me everytime you're an imposter! And you ate my muffin!” Harley is quiet after that.
“I can’t believe you guys believed Nat over me.” Tony grumbles. “I can’t believe none of us believed it was Peter.” Steve grumbled. “Yeah what was with that? I was his partner and even thought his lies were terrible!” “Blame Y/n for leaving me to fend for myself.” “I still stand by that he deserved it.” “I’m sorry Mr. Rogers and Mr. Loki for killing you guys.” “Oh no don't be sorry small midgardian, I’m surprised you managed to trick me as well. I thought it was the widow woman till you killed me.” “I can’t believe Y/n jumped out of a vent, killed me then jumped back in and no one cared when my body was found.” Clint grumbled. “Gotta admit that was some hard core gaming right there.”
“Where’s Thor? He’s been quiet the whole time.” “He’s hurt cause he keeps getting killed first ha.” “Guys stop killing Thor first.” Steve said, rolling his eyes. “Ugh fine.” “Fine.” “I guess.” “No promises.”
“So...new game?” Harley questioned. “Sure, this actually is kind of fun.” “We told you guysssss.” “Remember do your tasks and no killing Thor first.” Steve said before turning off his mic.
A smirk makes its way across Loki’s face when he sees that him and Nat are both imposters. “Thor where are you?”