quicklyrobbit
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I'm a 25 year old lady, fountain of useless knowledge (AMA), ENTP, Slytherin, Gemini
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Mystical Allignments
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nicky, collaping after 4 laps: we're in hell
neil, pausing to do a burpee before his next lap: no you're in hell. i'm in the moment
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when the developers finally get around to updating the universe, the patch notes are gonna be one hell of a read
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Andrew: i literally cannot stand you
Neil, sleepily curled up in Andrew’s lap while he plays with his hair: i’m ok with that
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the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised
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alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"
cads and wastrels
fellow scoundrels
ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea
beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances
entities of interest
paying audience members & assorted freeloaders
the fbi's most and least wanted
discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening
esteemed gutter filth
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andrew : what are you, 3?
neil : yeah, 3 inches taller.
andrew, breaks out the knives : say that again.
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Neil: stop being so mean to me or i swear to god I’m gonna fall in love with you
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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
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Neil: Stop yelling, stress is bad for the baby
Wymack: What baby?
Kevin, deadass about to cry: Me
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So my cousin and I have recently been saying "this man has never been outside" or some variation thereof and I have no idea where it came from but it makes me laugh every single time
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Alastor, to Angel Dust: I've come to a realization that has gone against all of my beliefs, has shaken me to my very core, and may do the same to you.
Alastor: You are my friend.
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"Fuck you, my child is completely fine", your child is celebrating Neil Josten's birthday. Twice.
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