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quartzblockz · 1 month
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Minecraft sea turtles, when bred, will always try to travel back to the beach where they themselves spawned in to lay their eggs. You can place turtle eggs in a chosen location and when they hatch they will consider that their home point to return to. With this, you could theoretically do messenger turtles with your friends by having turtles hatch at each of your home bases and then swapping turtles. If they want to get a message to you, they can breed your turtle and it will return to your base. The only thing is that you can’t actually attach anything to a turtle so the only thing you can actually message your friends would be turtle eggs on their lawn. Unless you changed the name of the turtle to reflect your message so a “CHECK YOUR DMS” could appear on your front yard which would be medieval considering there’s a chat feature in the game already. Plus the whole process would be so stupid in general and you would have to keep swapping turtles. I think people should do this however
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quartzblockz · 2 months
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If I got my way the Minecraft movie would not feature a drop of cgi if would be all practical effects with sets and shooting on location with props and puppetry for the monsters and shot on film with an emphasis on recreating that 80s fantasy film vibe with that darker tone a lot of them have vis a vi Labyrinth or the Dark Crystal and other movies in that similar vein
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If I really got my way the movie would also be completely without dialogue for probably the first idk 30min to an hour with simply an incredibly epic soundtrack to accompany Jack Black as Steve exploring this new world in a perfect world he wouldn’t speak the whole movie but I could never expect to have Jack Black in my movie and not have him talk
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quartzblockz · 3 months
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my son who i hate
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quartzblockz · 3 months
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farlands
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quartzblockz · 4 months
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Gripping the new breeze mob.
Minecraft elemental spirits REAL!!!! I love how the world lore can change so much with every update :) but the breeze and the blazes both look so Similar you can def argue the two are the same kind of elemental spirit/creature I love the implication there might be more that exist in the world as well
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quartzblockz · 4 months
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found a pillager outpost in a cherry grove so i remade it in pink
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quartzblockz · 5 months
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the "minecraft vs terraria" debate is similar to the "pokemon vs digimon" debate in that while very different pieces of media they share a few surface similarities and were therefore compared as if they were the same. and also one has far more guns than the other
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quartzblockz · 5 months
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you have to dig a hole in your living room, for easy access to the labyrinthine cave systems below rich with valuable minerals and skeletons who hate you. minecraft has taught me this much
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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yall better be voting armadillo in that damn minecraft vote. yes because of dog armor but more important because we are TEXAS STRONG BABY LETS GOOOOO
LONESTAR STATE LEMME HEAR YOU SCREAM BABY REPRESENT WOOOOOOOO
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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*minecraft parody voice*
you’re out of torch
i’m out of slime
but i’m out of my bed when you’re not online
woah oh oh
oh oh oh
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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I NEED more crops in Minecraft I'm not joking
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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Warped
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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venus flytrap, but square
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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quartzblockz · 6 months
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miscallenous stimboards - suspicious stew
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