Art by u/reachling

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

@copperbadge, this seems either relevant to your interests or something you really don't want to know.

Reblog if you understand and have felt the pain of your glasses never being clean no matter how many times you wipe them

Hello, Neil Gaiman!

I work in the US with a program that provides free books on request to people in prison. It's a semi-regular occurrence that someone will find one of your books in our donation bins and shout, "NEIL GAIMAN!!" and everyone else will cheer, because your books are so popular among our readers. And if it's your Norse Mythology book? Oh man, those sometimes don't even make it to the shelf they get picked up so quickly. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that your books are making people happy in some of the darkest, most oppressed places in America, and by extension they're making volunteers in my workroom happy, too.

Thank you!

I'm so glad to hear it. I've sent books to people in prison before and discovered that so many prisons have so many rules that stop the books reaching the people who need them, so I'd love to know about any programs or charities that can get books to prisoners.

So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:

happy summer to all

THESE [teeth] WERE MADE FOR [biting]

AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO

ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE [teeth]

ARE GONNA [bite chunks out of] YOU

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

worlds first transgender dog

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

Source

All hope is not lost

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing