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puirell · 3 months
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Shit umpires moodboard
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puirell · 3 months
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this is maybe the funniest opening to a porn I've ever seen in my life
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why do i hear christmas music coming from the shitter
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puirell · 3 months
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why do i hear christmas music coming from the shitter
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puirell · 3 months
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continuing with whatever happened here. just two cowboys who are definitely not hiding from the law
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puirell · 3 months
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”kill them with kindness” WRONG Christmas pterodactyl 🎄🎄🦖🦖🦖🦖🎄🎄🎄🦖🦖🦖🎄🎄🦖🦖🎄🎄🎄🎄🦖🦖🎄🎄🎄🦖🦖🎄🦖🎄🦖
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puirell · 3 months
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an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more
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puirell · 3 months
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oh! I have to tell you guys a great story one of my professors told me. So he has a friend who is involved in these Shakespeare outreach programs where they try to bring Shakespeare and live theatre to poor and underprivileged groups and teach them about English literature and performing arts and such. On one of their tours they stopped at a young offenders institute for women and they put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet for a group of 16-17 year old girls. It was all going really well and the girls were enjoying and laughing through the first half - because really, the first half is pretty much a comedy - but as the play went on, things started to get quiet. Real quiet. Then it got up to the suicide scene and mutterings broke out and all the girls were nudging each other and looking distressed, and as this teacher observed them, he realised - they didn’t know how the play ended. These girls had never been exposed to the story of Romeo and Juliet before, something which he thought was impossible given how ubiquitous it is in our culture. I mean, the prologue even gives the ending away, but of course it doesn’t specify exactly how the whole ��take their life” thing goes down, so these poor girls had no idea what to expect and were sitting there clinging to hope that Romeo would maybe sit down for a damn minute instead of murdering Paris and chugging poison - but BAM he died and they all cried out - and then Juliet WOKE UP and they SCREAMED and by the end of the play they were so upset that a brawl nearly broke out, and that’s the story of how Shakespeare nearly started a riot at a juvenile detention centre
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puirell · 3 months
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wow im so normal about footy huh
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puirell · 3 months
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guys. healing is awesome
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puirell · 3 months
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crazy how you can still keep pieces of people with you even if they're not in your life anymore. i laugh the same way my classmate did in secondary school because we spent 2 years at the same desks. i sigh the same way my intern friend did, and every time i watch brooklyn nine-nine i think of her because of the hours we spent preparing samples and watching the show on her phone. i still buy the same brand of frog food because my work supervisor mentioned it to me once, years ago. i can't eat mala without thinking about the time my friends and i shared a bowl and they put all the cilantro on my plate when i wasn't looking. whenever a yellow butterfly comes my way i think about my mum and how much she loved butterflies. in some beautiful tragic way, we are a mosaic of all the people we ever had in our lives
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puirell · 3 months
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This is what i picture in my head every time anyone (canon, fans, me, etc.) calls the grand army of the republic the gar
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eXCUSE ME???????????????????????
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nah they actually did something for once
rams might actually get it done ?????
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