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puchiponn · 1 year
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Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck
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puchiponn · 1 year
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Can I interest you in a
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crabonated beverage?
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puchiponn · 1 year
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MALLEUS MY BELOVED!! IM SO MAKING FANART FOR THIS!! SHHSHSHWBSHBSJSBKAJSZVSJJ STUPID SKRUNKLY GRIN GO BOOM,, HOLYSHIT I LOVE THIS!! TQSM FOR WRITING IT!! TQSM FOR WHOEVER REQUESTED IT TOO!!
Hi I really loved the headcanon you did with Yuu being comforted by Lilia! Can you do one with Idia or Malleus? I could use some comfort right now. Take care of yourself and feel free to ignore.
Comforted by Malleus
Yuu is GN but compared to a princess as I retold the story of the princess and the frog. Vry experimental. Give me feedback. Enjoy.
“Good evening Child of- Oh…!”
Your head nods into the dragon faes chest as you take a breath in, holding back a sob. The dragon frowns and presses a hand on your back. “Bad day?” You nod. “Do you want to talk about it?” You shake your head. “I see… Come with me…”
The fae gives you a moment to pull back before he grabs your wrist gently, whisking you away deep into the woods around Ramshackle. Fireflies buzz around you the entire time, illuminating each step you take through the grass as you walk. 
“The stars are beautiful tonight. Do you see those ones right there?" Malleus gestures to the sky. "The ones that glow brighter than the others? Some fireflies say that they are two lovers, intertwined. Have you ever heard of that story before, Child of Man?”
You shake your head, allowing Malleus to sit you next to him on an old flat rock, overlooking the open sky, twinkling with lights. “Long long ago…” Malleus starts. “In a place, far far away, there was a young, hardworking woman within the ancient kingdom of ‘Louisiana’." You hold in a chuckle. "Actually.... She was just like you.”
Malleus pauses his tale for a moment to look over at you deep in thought, holding onto your hand. “Stronger than she gave herself credit for, wise, hard-working, dedicated, independent,” You swore you heard him whisper ‘beautiful’. “…And resilient. No matter how many people would kick her down, she would always get up again.”  
The fae looks into your eyes as he lists all of the woman’s qualities in the story. “One day, the lady was working as hard as ever during a time of celebration when she needed a moment of respite, so she went out to look at the stars, just like how we are doing.” Malleus chuckles as you shoot him an amused look.
“Back then. There was only one star.” “Why was that?” “Ohoho, patience now, Child of Man.” You let out a small huff and nod, leaning down on the flat rock below you. “At that moment, she wished for all of her hard work to pay off. For all of her dreams to come true, and just then a frog showed up right in front of her.” “A frog?”
“Yes, but this was no ordinary frog, oh no. The frog was actually a prince. The prince said ‘My fair lady, would you please bestow upon me a kiss and save me?’ And the princess obliged. She turned into a frog then and there.” “What does this have to do with the fireflies?” “Well you see, the fireflies helped the pair of frog lovers become human." "How?"
“That one star used to be a firefly’s lover who passed away. She became a star so she can always see her love at night and illuminate the sky for him.”  “Woah..” “‘Woah’ indeed. The fireflies helped to guide the frog lovers to their quest to both become human and along the way they were met with many adversaries.”
The fae takes a glance at the sky, moonlight highlighting his sharp features. “Yet at each one, the woman from before faced them with stride. Her hardworking attitude from before helped her overcome all of the obstacles in her path. However, along the way, the firefly that guided them passed on. It was believed they died from being crushed somehow.” 
“Oh…” you frown a bit, wondering how this story was supposed to make you feel better. “At that moment, that second star appeared in the sky, shining just as brightly as the other, the two lovers, now reunited.” “Oh wow… That’s…” “Beautiful?” Malleus stated while looking into your eyes with his twinkling green ones. “Yes… But what happened to the frog lovers?”
“A true loves kiss between the two of them turned them both human, and now with a prince by her side, the new princess was able to have her dreams come true. All of her hard work paid off. I am telling you this story because I see you in that princess, Yuu.
“Oh? Does that mean you think I am going to marry a prince someday?” Malleus let out a genuine laugh. “Well, that would be interesting, however, I meant that your hard work is never for nothing Yuu. Without you, none of these poor students you work with would be as well off as they are. Honestly, they take you for granted.”
Malleus sighs. “Though you may feel like your hard work is not all for nothing, that isn’t true. Everyone sees it, and so do I. Your hard work will off soon.” “And if that's the case, I just need a prince now. I wonder who it would be?”
“Have anyone in mind, Child of Man?” “Hmmm… What about… you?” Malleus freezes for a moment, eyes wide before he lets out a laugh. “You're quite bold, very few would ever joke like that with me.” “Heh. Does that mean I will turn into a dragon? Or will we both be humans? Either way, it would be funny.” 
“Hmm most amusing indeed…” Malleus drinks in your smile that returns to your face, happily drunk off of all of you. "There are a few other tales I can tell as well…"
Deep into the night as fireflies dance with stars and he tells tale after tale of the world you're in you start to drift off to sleep. With wonder in your eyes and happiness returning to your heart, you allow your eyes to close, Malleus soothing voice lulling you to sleep. 
As he watches you fall asleep on his shoulder, the dragon smiles, honored that you feel safe enough to sleep around him."Good night, Child of Man. And may your dreams be sweet…" the fae waves his glowing green hand over you, a small spell cast, ensuring a good night sleep. How hopelessly in love he was. 
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puchiponn · 2 years
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Floyd pls monch me ✍︎
⚠︎ Warnings!! ⚠︎
Slightly sussy content at the bottom, includes not so wholesome topics, generally vanilla though! Floyd x gn reader! Floyd is pretty sub here. It's 2 am so idk what I'm writing tbh.
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EAT UNAGI RICE BOWLS IN FRONT OF HIS FACE WITHOUT BREAKING EYE CONTACT. DOOOOO ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
"S-shrimpy...? That guy's my cousin.......BUT HE WAS ALWAYS PRETTY ANNOYIN' SO THANKS A BUNCH! How does it taste?? Can i have a bite??"
"No but you can eat ME out any day"
"WAITWAITWAITFLOYDHOLDUP!! NOT RIGHT NOW U SLIMY SUSHI ROLL TWINK LOOKING ASS BITCH."
"But im hungryyy~~!"
Giving up bc you're weirdly soft for the whiny eel man, you grab him by the face. Your hands cupping his cheeks. You kiss him, his tongue messily explores your mouth, but GOD WAS HE A GOOD FUCKING KISSER. Unfortunately, just being good wasn't enough. You pretty easily dominated him and regained control. (Morray eels actually dont have tongues, but let me live my fantasy.)
You break the kiss off and smile sweetly
"That's all you get for now. Be patient."
He looked at you dumbfounded and started to pretty annoyingly ask a bunch if questions that high-key made you wanna bend him over and fuck him stupid so he'd shut up.
"Heyhey shrimpyyy you said 'for now' when's later??? Is it later yet??? C'monnn"
"Now?"
"What about now??"
"Is it time yet?"
"That's it. Im taking you back to mostro lounge with me!"
He picked u up and threw u over his shoulder like a potato sack.
Finally sleepy yayayy lmk if yall want pt 2! And whether it should be fluff or smut
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puchiponn · 2 years
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Genshin impact driving headcanons
I'm in a car rn and It got me thinking, what if I made genshin driving hcs?? I haven't seen one b4,, so,,
Charas include; childe, zhongli, kaeya, ayato, thoma, jean, paimon, ei, timmie
Comment who I should do next!
Childe
THIS MAN WOULD DEFO TREAT IT LIKE BUMPER CARS ISTG,,
HE'D GET INTO SUDDEN RACES W STRANGERS
AND ALL THE MECHANICS IN THE CITY KNOW HIS NAME.
He CAN drive properly, but he wants to scare you. Not to mention he DOES have the money.
He's in line to be the next archon of speeding tickets.
Zhongli
He doesn't drive. Childe doubles as his personal chauffeur.
This man travels w ✨STYLE✨
But not his wallet
He never gives childe gas money.
Though if he had to drive, he'd defo crash the car.
All these buttons r too high-tech for this 6000+ yr old boomer
But don't worry! The car is fine thanks to his geo shield!
Kaeya
This man would be very picky w cars. He only drives sexy cars.
Definitely drunk drives.
The type to pick ppl up by readjusting his dark sunglasses and saying "hey bbgorl r u lost?" W the most shit eating grin you've ever seen.
Prolly has a body or two in the car trunk but it doesn't matter.
When he's not drunk he's pretty law abiding when driving. Kinda. But only because of Jean.
Plays WAP on loop in his car. Especially when a sister from the church decides to hitch a ride.
Ayato
He drives properly. He drives well. A bit too well considering he rarely drives.
Except when thoma is in the car. He becomes childe 2.0
He will stop by EVERY Boba place. And nothing can stop him.
Wdym that's too much boba?? Have you seen the never-ending supply of armpit Boba he has??
Ayato is a law abiding responsible driver for the most part. He IS the head of the yashiro commission after all.
Thoma
He takes the wheel whenever ayato is having too much fun. We can't let him crash the 69th car this month.
He has a mini heart attack everytime ayato sits in the driver's seat.
Thoma drives the kamisato siblings everywhere.
It's his duty as their servant! Defo not bc he doubts his masters or anything! OKAY. MAYBE HE'S A LITTLE WORRIED ABT THEM.
Long drives w thoma would be rly relaxing. There will be a comfortable silence and occasional small talk between you two. Unfortunately, his gentle voice quickly lulls you to sleep, so you can't admire his side profile and jawline for too long.
Jean
Like thoma, she is responsible.
THIS WOMAN IS A RESPONSIBLE, RELIABLE, GOOD AT DRIVING, WON'T CAUSE YOU ANY CONCUSSIONS IN AN ACCIDENT BC SHE WONT GET INTO ONE, OVERALL SUPER DOORMAT LIKE driver.
She doesn't drunk drive.
She doesn't get speeding tickets.
She stops at red lights.
She doesn't get into rando races.
She is a v good driver.
If you want to live another day, have Jean drive you. It's the safest bet and will defo save you from 2 hrs of wap/cocomelon on loop. Unless kaeya and Klee decided it'd be a funny joke.
Paimon
Paimon is physically too small to drive. The only car she can drive is this one
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The cart will be loaded w snacks and traveller has to push.
It's alright traveller! Paimon isn't heavy!
Paimon floats even in the mini car :D
Ei
She can't drive. Yae miko and Sara drive her.
She doesn't even know how to start a car.
She's great at charging electric ones though! When you tell her it's an electric car, she tries to control it with her powers, but then only realizes that she completely destroyed the car after a very loud "BOOM"
She'll then nervously ask how much it costed... can she borrow a loan from the 3 commissions first?? That's a lot of money! Sorry traveller!!
She was revoked of driving privileges. Use the teleport waypoints!!
Even the fish can drive better than you!!
But it's a part of your charm! We love you ei!
Timmie
Underage.
But if he had a car, it's a communal pigeon toilet!
It's not a car, it's a fucking truck full of pigeons n pigeon shit. You'd mistake it for a cement truck.
From Timmie's car, squawking is heard daily. Apparently ganyu, Sara and venti killing his birds daily gave him a corruption arc n he started imprisoning his pigeons in a car !??
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puchiponn · 2 years
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Ever just wanna take a nap with a fictional man? Namely Azul Ashengrotto
Rlly sleepy rn but I can't sleep,,
I'm in one of those moods where I want azul to hug me to sleep :(
why azul? Well I'm the type who can't sleep unless I'm being crushed by a lot of weight I stack 2 blankets on top of each other (one of them is a weighted blanket) and a bunch of pillows and plushies on the blanket.
So I was thinking... azul's tentacles???
AND BEFORE YOUR BRAIN GOES THERE, LET ME REPEAT MY INTENTIONS ARE TOTALLY PURE- I JUST THINK THEY'D BE NICE AND HEAVY ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL SAFE YK??
I'm big on hugs, so..
azul, pls WHOLESOMELY envelop me in your tentacles. Allow all 10 of your limbs to flop on me as I try to sleep hearing my ribcage crack constantly. I love you.
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puchiponn · 2 years
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My 2 am Malleus Draconia thoughts??
Contains fluff and angst
Gn human reader
I want to squeeze malleus' cute cheeks sm!! (The face. Get your mind out the gutter)
He's so pretty and what for?? Istg if I got a cent everytime he's being pretty, I'd buy Jupiter.
Fluff
Malleus who visits you in ramshackle every night Bc he's worried you'll get lonely
Nighttime walks for dates. He brings little snacks in case you get hungry on your walk
He intertwines your fingers whenever you hold hands Bc he's possessive like a dragon
He gets super jelly when you don't give him enough attention, but doesn't voice it Bc he wants you to be happy.
I can't stop picturing him to be the type to hug you from behind when you least expect it and he just chuckles into his fist and apologizes when you jump.
Since he has a longer lifespan than you, he worries that you might be insecure abt growing old and wrinkly
He uses magic to make himself 'grow old with you' even if it's only in appearance so that you don't get insecure.
Angst
Malleus getting into a relationship with you thinking he'll be ready for if anything happens and you end up dying
He thinks it'll be fine. He's seen a lot of humans die. Your death wasn't supposed to be this different.
It was never supposed to hurt this much. But, there he was kneeling before your gravestone with flowers in his and and tears in his eyes
After you died, he was absolutely heartbroken. He couldn't eat or sleep without thinking of you.
Blinking wasn't as easy as every other day, because whenever he closes his eyes, you're all he sees.
Malleus will get into random mental breakdowns when he's alone.
During his outbursts, Lilia puts him to sleep by giving him your old pillow, blanket, clothes or anything with your scent on it. At least he won't destroy the entirety of diasomnia that way
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puchiponn · 2 years
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Savanaclaw fluffy pre heat headcanons!
(Gn reader)
I feel like the savanaclaw guys will get rly cuddly and clingy during pre-heats?? headpats and ear scratches make them melt!
Leona will prolly be the clingiest,, he won't let you leave w/o him,, if you try to, he'll wrap his arms around your waist and his tail around your leg. AND THAT MAN IS STRONG. you have to stay for cuddles w him and that's a rule.
I think ruggie isn't as bad as Leona in terms of clingy. He's just more whiny?? He's defo the type who lies his head down on ur thighs and play w ur hair/necktie(if you have short hair) he gets jealous easily when you don't give him attention though,,
as for jack,, this man,, istg!! He seems like the type who enjoys cuddling on a bed. He's the big spoon so you don't escape and bc he's a big bb!! He likes burying his face in the crook of ur neck bc your scent relaxes him,,
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