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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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Me: oh, Rider-Waite, you who are connected to the past and present and past of existences, tell me, wizened one, what must I-
Tarot deck: you know that thing you were planning to do?
Me:...yes?
Tarot deck: don't
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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I love when I get prank calls. It’s not like your wasting my time or keeping me from helping someone else. 
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…
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I hate how people never buy my readings, but jump the moment i offer free ones. Like 30 of them at once come in. But they'll never buy one.
Confess
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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Addiction of each zodiac signs
Aries: Caffeine
Taurus: Eating
Gemini: Smoking
Cancer: Addicted to another person
Leo: Shopping
Virgo: Cleaning
Libra: (sleeping) pills
Scorpio: Internet
Sagittarius: Gambling
Capricorn: Working
Aquarius: Video games
Pisces: Alcohol
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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*puts on a sheet mask* for Aphrodite
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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Psychic Reader Available
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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Sagittarius - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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*shuffling my cards around while thinking of a big argument I had with my dad and grandmother*
"So what is my relationship with them gonna be like from now on?"
The cards:
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Damn
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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I knew not to answer the phone but I did anyways. Scariest phone call of my life
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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Sagittarius:
This world took your confidence
And spit it out in avalanche
As I ruminate about our endless days
And ponder about your hazy eyes
I wonder when your head turned light
Keep reading
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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You're the type to believe people the first time that they show you who they really are:
Pisces, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Libra
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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why you keep getting hurt, based on your sign:
ARIES: you may find yourself doing the hurting in your relationship. love for you is supposed to be exciting, and when you’re not excited about the relationship, it’s easy for you to let go. but hurting people doesn’t feel good. not many people realize this, but aries don’t intend to hurt people. they just naturally put themselves first. it hurts them when people close to them hurt. you may have a lot of trouble finding someone who understands you and your carefree attitude about relationships. maybe love isn’t for you, you begin to think.
TAURUS: you have an intense loyalty to the people you love. so much so, in fact, that you stay in situations that you may be better off walking away from. to you, a partnership is a long term commitment and any problems that may arise can be worked out, if people are willing to work at it. the problem is, you’re always willing to work on it and the other person may not be so willing. people take advantage of you. you don’t like to fail. when relationships end for you, it causes you a lot of pain because you feel like you failed. you start to think about all the things you could have done to make things work, but you can’t change someone else no matter how hard you try.
GEMINI: you’re very hard on yourself. you have this weird war going inside you. a part of you thinks “im in a v srs relationship, this is srs business,” while the other side is wanting to have fun and gets bored staying in one spot. you can be hard on others too. you have these ideas about what a good partner should be like and what a serious relationship is supposed to look like, so you tend to dwell on flaws that may not even be deal breaker worthy. finding a balance and learning to let go of preconceived ideas about relationships is a challenge for you. if you don’t find a balance, you’ll feel lost and like no one is out there for you.
CANCER: you care SO much about people. you always do incredibly thoughtful gestures for the people you love. maybe your partner made an offhand comment once about liking this super niche movie that’s hard to find, and you go out there and buy it. it’s hard for people to match your insane effort. the thing is, you want someone to treat you how you treat others. you want someone to remember that story you told about your favorite vacation as a kid and then they surprise you with plane tickets for your birthday. people show love in all sorts of ways, but it’s hard for you to accept love in a way that’s different from the way you love. if it’s not these insane, sentimental gifts, it’s not enough for you. you feel unfulfilled.
LEO: you put people on a pedestal. you have high standards, or you at least like to think you have high standards. when you’re into someone, you’re like “oh my god! finally someone who is everything I’ve been looking for!” you begin to see them as this vision you had in your head of the person you pictured yourself with. but fantasy is not reality. when this person doesn’t live up to that fantasy, you get hurt. you’re a hopeless romantic and very grandiose in the way you express your love. everything about love to you is a fairytale. you’re setting impossibly high standards for not only potential partners, but even yourself.
VIRGO: we live in a society where reminding someone to put their seatbelt on is nagging. to you, this is an act of love. you’re a perfectionist with yourself and your love life. you love through constructive criticism and communication. never mind the fact that people just can’t take criticism these days, people instinctually become defensive. you don’t mean it to come across as critical and naggy, you genuinely want you, the other person, and your relationship to be the best it can be. you feel misunderstood and you probably have begun to give in to thinking there’s something inherently wrong with you.
LIBRA: love for you is more than just emotions, it’s a conscious decision you make everyday. this will cause you to stay in situations that aren’t right for you. once you’ve decided to be with someone, you’ve decided and now you have to deal with this commitment. pair that with a need to keep the peace and you can drive yourself crazy, dealing with other people’s bullshit that you shouldn’t have to deal with. you bend so much to the needs of the other person, because you’re adaptable so you can be the one to compromise to keep the relationship harmonious. but by doing this, you neglect your own needs and you become blind to how you truly feel and what you truly want.
SCORPIO: not many people realize it, but you have very high standards. this comes from your overall pessimistic view on people, which probably stems from going through a lot of disappointment in your past. you are insanely loyal to those you’re with and you love HARD. you may often feel that no one will love you the way you love them. you don’t even always express just how deeply you love someone. you don’t like to admit it, but you get deeply attached to people. when someone inevitably doesn’t live up to your standards, this causes you a lot of pain.
SAGITTARIUS: people fucking suck. everyone has skeletons in their closets and baggage. people take themselves and relationships too seriously. you just want to have fun with the person you’re with. you have a hard time dealing with the human side of people. why does everyone else have to be so negative, you think. love is an amazing thing! and we should have fun while we have time on this earth together. much like aries, you may have begun to think love isn’t for you because everyone else is out here taking the fun out of love.
CAPRICORN: there’s an inherent loneliness than comes with being a cap moon. you come across as cold to others because the way you express love is so different than everyone else. emotions take a back seat, you love through providing for your partner and becoming the best at what you do to ensure a comfortable life for yourself and those you love. people see that as putting your work before your loved ones, but that’s not your intention. failures in your love life have caused you to completely stop seeking out potential partners, even if you would really love to be in a relationship right now.
AQUARIUS: the person you’re with is not only your partner, but your best friend. but isn’t that a good thing? it can be, but you have the tendency to detach from the emotional and romantic side of the relationship. you’re afraid of your emotions sometimes, and you’ve developed this ability to completely detach. people you are with may feel like you don’t love them, they’ll begin to feel more like your friend than your lover. but that’s not how you mean for it to come across! you just have a hard time expressing love in a way that others can understand.
PISCES: you give people too many chances. you see people how you want to see them, rather than for who they truly are and you usually default to seeing the best in everyone. you gravitate towards relationships where one of you needs saving. if you’re the one who needs saving, you put too much of that responsibility into the other person. if you’re the savior in the relationship, you have a hard time realizing that you can’t save someone who doesn’t want to be saved.
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psychicadvisornc · 6 years
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Facebook disabled my business profile because it believes I’m pretending to be someone else. Idk man, if I was pretending to be someone else I wouldn’t put the real address of my office, my real phone number, nor my real website. 
It was all fine until I tried to buy ads.    
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