*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

I photoshopped a thing.

the dashcon ballpit baby would only be 10 years old! you are either falsely claiming to be them or very much shouldnt be on tumblr!

on July 11th 2014 I was miraculously born as a fully formed 21 year-old out of the plastic liner of the dashcon ballpit

proof:

☝️🤓

its been a while since my last one of these

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

remember that all chrome based browsers will no longer allow adblockers starting this june

the modern internet is literally unusable without one, so switch to firefox

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

come on in!

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

Just going to leave this here and go to sleep

You have to have a high IQ to understand Boruto: Naruto Next Generations. I’ll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Ninja Academy.

the year is 2024. homestuck has long since faded into obscurity. I cut out an article on the unpredicted rise of the juggalo party this presidential election, pinning it to my cork board coated in a layer of various clippings, maps and photographs held up with tacks connected by colorful string. meteors. excerpts from pesterlogs. clown sightings, some salvaged from 2016. one of the few surviving photos of andrew hussie flutters to the ground. his expression, enigmatic. his prophecies, invaluable.

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

optimized beehives

My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

GOOD MORNING GAMERS!!! TIME TO PUSH THAT ROCK BACK UP THE HILL!!!

Song: Nillili Mambo by Block B

Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie at mspaintadventures.com

Animated by ToastyHat of tumblr or Empty of EmptyFeet productions

I use ToonBoom Studio 4.5

(And crediting Splickedy and Earthy as consultants! ;p )