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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes
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as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what
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i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track
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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’
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i loved hanging out with you on the dashboard tonight. Let's do it again tomorrow. it's a date
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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies
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don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just
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No, I'm not back 🥴 hahahaha
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i don't really think misha collins situation is the same as tswift and shawn mendes though
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Thread of fate
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can you imagine how pissed luke would be if he learned that yoda used to do thousands of space samurai super backflips and chose to teach him how to fight in a boring way instead
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the lover(s)
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step 1: read comics
step 2: develop opinions that make you generally incomprehensible to everyone else
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