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You do know how to bite a dick, Eugene.
Abraham Ford (via yourwalkindead)
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its bad enough that bisexuality in women is seen as “attention seeking” or as some sort of “joke” by mainstream Straight™ culture, but when the actual lgbt community deny bisexuals….when lesbian women dont wanna date bi girls bc they doubt their ability to stay faithful and think bi girls are gonna hop on the next straight dick… when straight guys only wanna date bi girls out of some sick fetish… the entire fucking ‘straight passing’ discourse… like. why do you hate bisexual girls so much
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Reblog if you think clothing doesn't have a gender and anyone can wear whatever the fuck they want
I need to prove this to my dad
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your fave is problematic: alycia debnam carey
carries too many open sharpies around and accidentally scribbles on her face
gets embarrassingly excited about squids
almost tears her mic off trying to get a present from someone in the audience
stays too long to sign autographs and has to be escorted off stage by security
doesn’t maximize her time signing autographs because she’s too busy listening to each individual person telling her their story
is too Good, doesn’t belong on this planet
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me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare
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is anyone else insecure as hell and seriously worried that no one will ever fall in love with them or is that just a me problem
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i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person
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you’ve never met someone like me. you will never meet someone like me again
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Well I took the chance and she said no. Fml
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Can someone fucking kill me. I had a chance and I blew it because I was too fucking scared.
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JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs JeAloUs WhO iS tHis BiTch WhO iS tHis BiTch WhO iS tHis BiTch WhO iS tHis BiTch
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I used to have long nails then I started to like girls
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low key wanna break a poets heart so they’ll write poems about me forever and i will be on their wiki page as a mysterious, possibly villified figure.
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In one of those moods where “because I’m a piece of shit” seems to be the appropriate second half of any sentence.
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anyways… expanding @praytothegay‘s headcanon…
Fine Stud Lexa:
Hits the gym every day
Lifts and does cardio
Is probably a black belt in 3 different martial arts
Toned AF
Wears suits to work, dresses down to something more casual (but still fancy) when relaxing in her loft
Has never worn anything that costs less than $100 (including undies)
Has perfect hair. Always. She washes it with some ridiculously expensive shampoo and conditioner. It smells like heaven and it’s as soft as a chinchilla.
She smells good, but it doesn’t overpower a room. You have to be standing right next to her, and you want to be standing right next to her.
Nobody can decide if they want to be her or bang her
Had a crappy childhood. Her parents ignored her, she’s an only child, was sent to a private school with a bunch of snobs. Everyone she’s dated has only been out for her money.
(Except Clarke)
Despite Clarke liking it rough in bed, Lexa prefers a more intimate experience.
Loves Clarke with the intensity of a thousand suns
Thinks she loves Clarke more than Clarke loves her (not possible)
Trophy Girlfriend Clarke:
Sometimes forgets to shower
Lives off of hot pockets and leftover pizza, despite the fridge constantly being filled with expensive and organic food (but it needs to be prepared and honestly who has time for that?)
Only eats healthy when Lexa cooks for her
Has magic bobbies
Usually hangs around in sweats all day, making use of the living room to work on her art (or binge netflix if she’s feeling lazy)
Sleeps until 12 PM
Still has $30K in student loans to pay off (and will not let Lexa pay it for her, she’s already paid off $20K by herself and she’s actually making steady income off her art now)
Gives Lexa oral whenever she has the chance bc Lexa works hard and she deserves it
Is independent AF and refuses to be tied down by marriage (even though she’s drunkenly admitted to maybe one day making an exception for Lexa).
Is the light of Lexa’s life
Is a free spirit, works maybe 3-4 hours a day tops. She gets stressed easily and knows what she needs to do to take care of herself.
Lives day by day, can’t look too far in the future or she panics.
Kinky AF but secretly enjoys the lovey dovey sessions in bed
Enjoys Lexa’s lifestyle, but loves Lexa for how kind, soft, compassionate, and gentle she is under all of the false arrogance.
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