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I went back on the Bird Website for the first time in years today out of unfortunate necessity and I am actually shocked by how unusable it’s become. Every other ad is for a Tesla, and there are *a lot* of ads. If you don’t search for specific people, but just search by tag and let the algorithm do the rest, more than 50% of what comes up is right wing talking points and verifiably untrue conspiracy posts. And don’t even get me started on needing to have an account to see anything (especially if it is news about an evolving situation that shouldn’t be behind a barrier!). So infuriating.
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princip1914 · 3 days
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I open Tumblr. I see an objectively incorrect statement. I double-check with an outside source because perhaps I am the one who is mistaken. I am not mistaken. I scream into the void,
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princip1914 · 4 days
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The Barkley Marathons just had its first female finisher ever.
If you do not know what the Barkley Marathons is, then it is time you learn, because it is not just an ultra running race, it is INSANE.
But I'm so happy. They said it was getting less and less likely any woman would ever finish it (it gets harder each year), but now Jasmin Paris has done it.
Here are some things that make the Barkley Marathons unique:
The length is unknown. It's at least 100 miles, but who knows? Not even the participants, because they're not allowed GPS-trackers. There are five loops in total.
They're allowed map and compass. That's it. No GPS watches.
On every loop, they have to find about a dozen books, tear out a page that matches their bib number and bring them all back, or they don't get to continue onto the next loop.
There are only 40 people participating every year.
How to apply? I don't know. Most people don't. It's a secret to everybody actually.
The race fee is super low, but you have to bring a license plate and give to the race director as part of your registration
They don't get to know exactly when the race starts. The race director will blow a conch during a 12h window and then it's an hour until the start. Instead of a starting gun, he'll light his cigarette, and then the race is off.
The max amount of time is 60h, which doesn't give you time to complete the five loops and also catch some sleep in between loops.
It's been going for almost 40 years, and up until the 2024 edition, ONLY 17 people had finished EVER. That's how hard it is. Most years, no one finishes at all.
This year, there were five finishers, and like I said, for the first time, a woman finished. It's really impressive.
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princip1914 · 9 days
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princip1914 · 9 days
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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So Crowley and Aziraphale had an argument, and Crowley did the apology dance that night, and Aziraphale looked at him like this
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and the next day, Crowley felt the need to suddenly wear a turtleneck.
I'm sure there's no connection.
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princip1914 · 10 days
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february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago
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princip1914 · 14 days
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we all joked about getting abortions at Claire’s but yesterday they were literally handing out Plan B for free at the Olivia Rodrigo concert and I think that’s ridiculously iconic
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James Baldwin.
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princip1914 · 16 days
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princip1914 · 17 days
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hc that when aziraphale and crowley finally get their cottage in the south downs, their nearest neighbours will turn out to be madame tracy and shadwell
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princip1914 · 17 days
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After coming down with a mysterious illness, Gary is at the end of his rope. His brain is fried and he can barely function, but after a conversation with his doctor, Gary learns the terrible truth: it’s just not healthy to stay up for ten days scrolling through social media posts on your phone.
Gary’s doctor orders him to get some sleep, but it appears this action plan is easier said than done. Now, Gary is in a bedtime standoff with Kogan, the physical manifestation of his obsessive scrolling, and the results of this conflict could be life or death.
Fortunately, these two find a positive way to work out their differences… with a hardcore gay encounter!
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please enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY MY OBSESSIVE NEED TO ENDLESSLY SCROLL THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS BEFORE BED INSTEAD OF GETTING A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF SLEEP out now on amazon or true buckaroo tier patreon
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princip1914 · 18 days
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There is nothing platonic about the way aziraphale says “very nice” after Crowleys dance
I mean, the angel practically said “that’s right, you’re my bitch” while checking him out
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