the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window
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gonna go to the maternity ward at the local hospital and just go crazy on the vape. maybe do some cool tricks. gonna leave a lot of single dads if ya know what i mean
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people on here will post pics of the most fucked up balding rat-looking dog like Awww isnt he cute
No. He isn't. That thing has liver spots and varicose veins
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reddit just e-mailed me about this
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ive always held the opinion that hamburger fans’ heads would explode if they ate hotdog
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concerts should be 1-2 dollars and i get to pick the venue
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woke bob dylan: hey mx. tambourine them
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rpf stands for real person FACT
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Commission I did for my friend @princessmo of her two oc's!
If you also want your oc's smoking weed email me at
[email protected]! :) I'm taking commissions to help cover a bill!
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hi hello professor i am actually allergic to being productive and doing assignments sooooo. i'm not going to do them ok please and thank you godbless
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me personally, I pause mid reading rpf and dm celebrities to get their permission to bust and if they don't reply I kill myself
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