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This festive photo of Molly is the Little seXmas gift that keeps on giving:
1. Whenever my wife takes the kids at Xmas, I do the same with the nanny
2. Santa’s Little - help her
3. The best things cum in Little packages
4. On Xmas morning both of us will be ripping open a cute Little box
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Babysitters who also take care of the biggest kid in the house.
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Merry seXmas!
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Merry seXmas!
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Pretty maids all in a row row row!
On the 5th day of Xmas my maids displayed to me: FIVE HOLES AND RINGS 🍑🥑🍩
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“Sir! I asked if you’d like ice ‘n’ a slice, not ice in my slice!”
Stewardesses who love to provide first class service.
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And of course, when my wife told her I’d be picking them both up after work, she could hardly say no to another free ride, back home…
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L: “Ohhh. When you said I could stay the night and we’d ride-share with your husband in the early morning, I thought you meant he’d be driving us to the office…”
R: “That too, sweetie. That too.”
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“Hurry up and get back to work then.”
No rest for the wicked.
Decadence is when my maids clean up after my mistresses.
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Receptionists who love to receive.
Waitresses who love serving up specials.
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1. Grown up or glown up, I do enjoying playing with croupiers who love accepting risky punts.
2. “Right then. Strip stud and hold ‘em...”. Not sure if that’s a question or a command, but either way I’m all-in for a night of poke-her.
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Penthouse pets
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Full house!
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Specsy librarians who love sliding hard backs into tight gaps
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When I choose caterers for my house parties, it’s not the food that needs to be tasty.
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During shift change, I can never tell which of my maids are cumming or going…
Pretty maids all in a row row row!
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Waitresses who love serving up specials
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Strippers who love sliding down slippery poles.
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PAs who love to get personal.
Asian girls were maid to serve.
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Fabulous bright red trims on those sleek, black-clad machines. And the vehicles aren’t bad either…
Promo girls who love putting on sexhibitions.
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“I’m sorry, I’m not that kind of masseuse. What’s that? Really - that much? Well, I guess I could make an exception. Hold on, I’m sending you a selfie now.”
Masseuses that love a good rub.
Spa therapists who love happy endings.
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Decadence is when I can’t distinguish my maid from my mistress.
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