this is sort of random but this house is cold as fuck so have a random henry headcanon (no i will never not be obsessed w him)
virginia used to punish henry by turning the heat off in the house. henry's room had the largest windows. virginia would take henry's blankets so he'd have to sleep in the cold, on a bare mattress, curled into himself. this lead to him getting used to the cold and preferring it.
Being a mom and an anarchist and trying to figure out the whole "parenting" song and dance from that perspective makes me think 8-year-olds have about got it figured out. I hate school. I hate tests. I hate bedtime.
Listen, I know for a fact it’d be peak comedy if Argyle got Vecna’d because Vecna wouldn’t know tf to do with him, because he didn’t even target him but maybe there was a mistake and now Argyle wondered around the Upside Down and Vecna had to constantly tell him ‘no, don’t touch that!’ and Argyle wouldn’t even want to leave the Upside Down even if Jonathan and the gang played his favorite song as loud as they could, because ‘oH WoOooW THis plAce is So CooL Bro. YoU LiVe HerE? THAT’s AWEsOmEeeE!!!”
Then he offered Vecna weed because ‘Bro seemed so tense!!” And they became besties.