Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
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Haii
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why are people so mean to steampunk. what did steampunk do to you. are you too good for cogs? too good for goggles and a top hat? hmm??? bitch
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Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
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Hello MTV and welcome to my crib
This is the paddock for my girlfriend’s horse
This is my girlfriend’s garden
This is my girlfriend’s study
This is my collection of my girlfriend‘s body parts
This is my giant portrait of my girlfriend
This is my giant portrait of my girlfriend’s face (on an imposter but I miss her face)
This is the pool I filled with my tears when I cry about missing my girlfriend (a fish moved in)
This is the goddess I pray to to please please please bring my girlfriend back I miss her so much 😢
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This might be my first actual Deltarune fanart!! Anyway, one Ralsei for my pal @dawnthefluffyduck ! C:
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i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format
>be me
>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time
>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy
>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom
>curl up underneath the sink
>slowly calm down after anxiety attack
>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink
>wonder what it looks like
>turn around to see
>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker
>immediately go back into an anxiety attack
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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy
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Themst
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