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the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
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you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.
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told you i’ll be here forever. carpool karaoke with liza koshy and david dobrik. vlog #467
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i hope she got enough mayo to go around, we’re all gonna be needing it
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