feeling like this rn

abandoned space elevator

Me after two glasses of that Fermented pear !!

It's like I always say: better to have faggots in the mood than maggots in the food

first you have to remember that the first disco ball was painstakingly put together by hand from nothing but an idea and lots of intricately cut glass and bandaids and then you have to think about the experience of being under a disco ball for the very first time, bathed in reflections of an era that has not yet come to past, and finally you end up wondering what else there is around you that has yet to be unearthed by something with so much as a silly name

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

the Literacy Duo, as i like to call them

average 18th century vernacular

I'm going to frame this in my house

Stede's subconscious is convinced that Ed would prefer him with a beard and a huge sword but Ed uses his literal last braincell to imagine Stede like this:

a very happy women's world cup to all who celebrate

Papa being a dork at the Lyon ritual last night (1/?)

mr. makoto chiba of queer eye japan dropped this line and i have never been the same since

just a reminder of the fallen heroes from last year

(x & x)