*licks friend to claim them as mine*
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well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting
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Huff! Huff! Huff! (I’m the little guy in the CD player that runs really fast to make it spin)
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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
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FYI this blog is EXTREMELY pro-Immortal Keanu Reeves theory, so nonbelievers just get out. I have no time for your Ignorance
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I arrive in Africa
Drums: echoing
Boy: hurried
Rains: blessed
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writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!
me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers
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PURCHASE COMMUNION WAFERS ONLINE . COM
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