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No because people don’t seem to understand. The scrambled letters, the Easter eggs, the hidden letters and messages, these are all tradition for us. No it’s not just promo, she’s doing this for us, we’ve been doing this from the beginning of her career.
We started by figuring out hidden messages in songs from her booklets to connecting barcodes all across the globe. I’m so excited, I’m so happy.
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Percy Jackson & the Olympians (2023-)
1.03 | We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium
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The thing that I love the most about Doctor Who is that it’s just SOOOOOO bad. It’s awful. It’s dreadful. It’s cheesy and stupid and terrible. It has dialogue like “I am the beep of all the meeps!” It’s truly the most embarrassing cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen. It’s been that way for 60 years. It’s gonna be that way for another 60. It doesn’t matter what kind of budget or fan base they receive. It’s always gonna be this stupid.
I love it so fucking much.
#the special had my favorite doctor who thing#i like to call it:#this plot bit makes our story hard to do so we’re retconning it by saying ‘it was never that deep’#hell yeah!
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ahsoka making sabine do the Classic Jedi Lesson™️ oh we’re so back baby
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“I suppose she does come from a long line of ✨unconventional✨ Jedi.
In that way, she fits right in,” -Huyang
Yeah, that tracks.
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I was trying to make a destiel breaking news meme about trump’s mugshot, but I fell asleep mid sentence
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*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
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anime?? what? sorry i dont a fuck or shit about anything that isnt a deep sea isopod
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real
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i’m not a big fnaf fan. i watched markiplier play it bc i was a regular viewer of his and learned the lore through that and retroactively from gametheory videos turning up on my youtube recommended feed. i’m gonna see it with my mom because she likes horror movies and i know it has the potential to be an instant classic in the genre, as well as spawn a series of films set in its universe.
i am supremely, immensely, massively, deathly afraid of walking into the theater and seeing some parents with their 8-12 year olds. this is not a kids’ movie. the five nights at freddy’s movie is going to be about as far from a kid-appropriate movie as anything.
don’t take kids to see it. i would strongly advise against anyone younger than 14, and even that’s a stretch. this movie is not based on the approachable y-12 fun of security breach. it is about mass child murder committed by a psycho in a semi-animatronic bunny suit. it’s gonna be brutal. if they fully commit, if they go for it’s full potential (like they SHOULD, like i hope they will), it might have some of the most gory scenes in any movie ever.
your kid will have nightmares. you have been warned. if you take your kid to see it anyways and they get scarred for life, i don’t wanna see any silly motherfuckers blaming the filmmakers. in no capacity is it being marketed to a young audience.
child murder. brutal gore. jumpscare central. practical effects made by a renowned expert of his craft (so to say, REALISTIC).
Hey so that reminds me. The first Five Nights at Freddy’s trailer dropped and it looks good and fun and scary and the Jim Henson company can do no wrong as always!!! I can't fucking wait!!!!!
But like– warning for people not familiar with this franchise:
(and I have no idea HOW you could have missed this but I have encountered larger and stranger knowledge gaps in my time on the internet so just. sending this out there):
FNAF is THEEEEEEE jumpscare game.
Like. I’m not a gamer or anything but just from my memory it’s what started the jumpscare horror trend of the mid-2010s. The entire game system for the vast majority of the franchise is BUILT around jumpscares. Jumpscares are what it is known for, if its name could be changed to anything it would be "Jumpscares: The Game" because that's what it is. The first thing anyone learns about this franchise is that there are one shit billion jumpscares in it. The trailer didn't have too many but the movie no doubt WILL have a metric fuckton just because that's how the game operates.
also for those not familiar with this franchise, every game (the first one implicit but it's still present) deals with child death + murder. Teaser already confirmed that will be in the film, leaked trailer confirmed even more of it. Have you seen that viral post going around like "sir this is the child death and murder franchise i know what i signed up for" "what kids are in fnaf??" "are you in the headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you right now" they are NOT kidding it is a core part of the lore and plot.
tl;dr if you don't know anything about fnaf but wanna see it after the movie trailer looked sick, massive MASSIVE trigger warnings for jumpscares and child murder. It's a core part of the franchise and if you can't deal with one or both of those you should avoid this one come October.
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op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog
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