Do straight people like. Get married and have kids without considering if they… want that? Like there’s no way

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

I’d never do this to you baby

if i video call you and you answer and immediately show my face to other ppl i did not know would be there you are evil. and i'm killing myself

“How can you be Jewish and support Palestine???”

It’s easy really. Other than having a soul, it’s because when the Nazis had our people in ghettos, when we were sent to death camps, when we asked for help and nobody listened. We know what it’s like to be begging for someone to listen. Because we know what the pain of loss, of starvation, of losing your home, of being mocked and dehumanised and othered feels like. Because we know that no life is above anothers.

made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

Breh

they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests