Me and my mom were working together and she said; “I love my car but I wish It could’ve been white”
And since she has a bit of an accent and I couldn’t hear right (plus she always refers to her daughters as “her girls” and always talks to people like she’s not talking to them) I THOUGHT she said; “I love my girl but I wish she could’ve been white”
And when I tell you I was completely APPALLED. I was AWE STRUCK (apparently I wouldn’t put it past her to say something like that. I was fr thinking “what new levels of racism are you reaching for now” 😭😭
We cleared that up once she saw the df face I was giving her. I was laughing my ass off after
(For more context my father is black and my mother is hispanic and she got a new car yesterday)
YOU GO FRIEND! Kick that postal life goodbye and have fun making people swoon!
Thank you for the support 💪 💀 ✨
Happy pride month!! 💙💙
Me and my brother (we were helping my mom deliver at the post office) got told we both look like movie stars and now I’m going to quit my career as a postal bitch to the system and live my life lavishly as a sexy movie star
Thank you, and bye
Reblogging for future me
Also, hey guys! I’m still alive and doing a lot better. Once I read to refresh creative juices you can expect my hiatus to be over 😈
1. a website with a list of superpowers and what they are
2. a website that generates random au ideas
3. a website that generates names, basic info and futures in a bunch of languages
4. a website that checks your grammar
5. website that lists types of execution in the states
6. a website with info on death certificates
7. a website with info on the four manners of death
8. a website with info on the black plague
9. website with information on depression
10. a website with info on the four types of suicide
11. website that lists famous quotes
12. website with different kinds of quotes
13. a website with info on food in every country
14. a website with a list of different colors
15. website with a list of medieval jobs
16. website with a list of fabrics
17. website with a list of flowers and pictures
18. website with a list of flowers and no pictures
19. website with a list of poisonous plants
20. website with a list of poisonous and non-poisonous plants
21. website with a list of things not to feed your animals
22. website with a list of poisons that can be used to kill people
23. website with info on the international date line
24. website with a list of food allergies
25. website with a list of climates
26. website with info on allergic reactions
27. website with info on fahrenheit and celsius
28. website with info on color blindness
29. website with a list of medical equipment
30. website with a list of bugs
31. website with an alphabetic list of bugs and their scientific name
32. website with a list of eye colors
33. website (wikipedia sorry) with list of drinks
34. website with a list of religions
35. website with a list of different types of doctors and what they do
36. website (wikipedia again sorry) with a list of hair colors
37. website that generates fantasy names
38. website with a list of body language
39. website with a list of disabilities
40. website with an alphabetic list of disabilities
"It's a complicated situation" not right now it isn't. This isn't about decades of geopolitics. This is about 200 missiles launched against Gaza in under 10 minutes, this is about about the forced expulsion of Palestinian civilians from their homes, this is about Israel continuing to escalate their air and ground attacks against Palestinian civilians who do not have sophisticated defense protections, this is about Israel breaking international law and committing war crimes against Palestinian civilians while claiming that it is "self defense". The world is watching genocide unfold right now and nobody is stopping it.
please don't give me responsibilities when there's a huge stack of unread books beside me. have some morals.
Just brought 2 books on amazon, protein pancakes, stickers (for my sister), and because I needed free shipping...mentos
I feel like this describes me pretty well 😭
When I inevitably die from the fever I have @gaytrashgoblin (my beta reader) has full authorization over this account...I would like them to announce my death for the public before they carry on with the rare updates I do 🤒👍
(I know you don’t have my account info. On my death bed you shall receive it.)
Here is a list of why I think their qualified to reassure you that this account will be in great hands:
1. They are nice
2. They are smart
3. They...are good at correcting my many errors
(To prevent worry; I am only joking. It is unlikely that I will die like this.)
YA’LL I’M FINALLY DONE WITH MY DUMB GED!!! It’s been a long 3 weeks 😭 I’m never going back to school again
Hopefully this means I’ll be less busy and able to write more...but I’ll also be going to work more now that I’m done with that...
I SHOULD still have more time then before though.
Happy birthday lesbians this means trans lesbians and butch lesbians and femme lesbians and masc lesbians and lesbians who had to be comphet and aro lesbians and ace lesbians and lesbians of color and disabled lesbians and lesbians who have that as their only connection to womanhood and lesbians that fully embrace loving other lesbians/sapphics. i love you
I won’t be thanking the justice system because the justice system did not do this. Protests did.
People had to go out and protest, go out and get killed/injured, for the court to give even a small amount of care for black lives being loss.
And the fact that everyone wasn’t sure this murderer would be convicted...well, that says enough about are justice system, doesn’t it? The fact that there’s still a bunch of murdering cops running loose...that says enough about are justice system, right?
Sigh. Thoughts and prayers to George Floyd’s family and loved ones today 💙
Derek Chauvin has been officially, as of 16:06 on April 20th 2021., convicted for the murder of George Floyd.
Wanting a partner so I can make them my awesome (healthy) french toast every morning 😔
Plz do this so I can answer tomorrow when I’m (pretending I’m) not busy 🥺
weird asks that say a lot
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
When I see a character x reader and they kill the character and NOT the reader...I simply can not bring myself to read it
I like angst but that is simply torture
I was crushing on this girl because she laughed at my jokes and was very sweet even though I randomly approached her...and had to find out she’s my sister’s BOYFRIEND’S younger half sister....
The boyfriend my sister is currently having a kid with. The boyfriend whose probably going to be my brother in law. She’s going to be my sister in law I— 💀
Is that weird??? Not like it matters anyways, there’s a small chance I’ll ever see her again, but it’s still weird for me to think about... I need to control the gay
🦜 not a pigeon but im sending u some of my bananas