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phoneypotatoes · 4 days
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Remus: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Sirius: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Remus: It’s four in the morning.
Sirius: Turn the light back off.
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phoneypotatoes · 18 days
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Remus: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Sirius, James, and Peter: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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phoneypotatoes · 27 days
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Regulus: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon in the attic!
James: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes butter beer.
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phoneypotatoes · 1 month
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Harry: *finds a stray cat*
Harry: Can we keep it?
Regulus: Your dad is allergic.
Harry: Father can stay outside.
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phoneypotatoes · 1 month
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Remus: So, are you two dating now?
James & Regulus: Yes.
Remus: Why?
James: I happen to find Regulus very appealing.
Remus: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Regulus.
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phoneypotatoes · 1 month
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*At a quidditch match*
Regulus: Be careful!
James, looking back while flying: What?
James: *flies into wall*
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phoneypotatoes · 2 months
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James: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Regulus: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
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phoneypotatoes · 2 months
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James: Regulus is playing hard to get.
James: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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phoneypotatoes · 2 months
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Regulus: Don’t panic, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this
New Student: Don’t you mean tricks?
Barty: No, he doesn’t
Regulus, taking dagger out of sleeve: No, i don’t
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phoneypotatoes · 4 months
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Teddy: I want my daddy!
Sirius, wistful: I want your daddy too.
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phoneypotatoes · 4 months
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James: You call it a near death experience…
Sirius: We call it a vibe check from God
Remus: …
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phoneypotatoes · 4 months
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Sirius: Merry Christmas! I got you this!
Remus: Oh thank you, I-
Remus:...
Remus: This is just a framed photo of yourself.
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phoneypotatoes · 5 months
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James: This is bad, this is really bad.
Peter: What is it?
James: I kissed Regulus.
Peter: Woah, I owe Remus so much money.
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phoneypotatoes · 6 months
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*The day before a full moon*
Sirius: *breathes*
Remus: Do you fucking mind?
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phoneypotatoes · 6 months
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Regulus: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
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phoneypotatoes · 6 months
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Remus, at James: You're my significant other.
Remus, at Harry: You're my child.
Remus, at Sirius: You're my bitch.
Remus, at Lily: My bestie.
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phoneypotatoes · 6 months
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Remus: would you say you're independent?
James: *looks at Regulus*
Regulus: *nods*
James: I'd say so, yes
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