philkisser
just a filthy selfshipper
keon/max | minor | he/they/xe/it + more | transmasc queer poc autistic | all my f/os are my partners real!! | main is @maxichiz :)
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hey everyone, apologies for no new imagines or posts, ive just gone through a breakup and im not really sure what to post ^^; i am okay for now, just need some time.
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imagine : going to the beach with ur f/o! how would it go? what would you guys do? swim ? tan ? make a sand castle and overthrow the toddlers at the beach?
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been seeing a lot of this lately and all i gotta say is what the fuck
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Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank
he/ham
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Y/n: why is my towel still damp?
Beetlejuice: because it's not your towel, it's my towel
Y/n: no, it's not your towel, your towel is the red one
Beetlejuice: I'll tell ya this babes, I've never used that, I do use that one, evey single day
Y/n: oh god
Delia holding the red towel: this one's so warm and fluffy, it's like it's been in the sun forever
Lydia: this means you two have been drying your ass with the same towel
Delia: intimate
Y/n: Are you out of your mind?!
Beetlejuice: what do you mean-?
Y/n: how do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?
Beetlejuice: no, I dont wash the towel, the towel washes me, who washes a towel?
Delia: you never wash?
Beetlejuice: you wash your towel?
Y/n: YOU NEVER WASH THE TOWEL?!
Beetlejuice: what am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You gotta think here babes
Y/n: I am furious right now
Beetlejuice: I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby, and I use the towel
Y/n: let me ask you this, have you been wearing my underpants?
Beetlejuice: sometimes yeah, who cares? You guys don't wear each other's underpants you're lying, we all wear each other's underwear
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Just,,, imagine telling your f/o you love them. No seriously imagine it. The way their chest suddenly swells with joy, or how their cheeks flush red, the way an uncontrollable smile spreads across their face. How they might take your hands in theirs and squeeze them tight, they're so excited and happy their voice barely manages to get out of their throat as they say it back.
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bit of a vent? so beware of this haha
me when literally nobody listens to me talk about my intrests and changes the subject whenever i talk about them, but they can talk about theirs all they want!!!
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imagine : just going shopping with your f/o !! how would it go?
#selfship positivity#f/o community#selfship#romantic f/os#selfshipper#selfshipping#f/o#selfship imagine#f/o imagine#f/os#selfship community#platonic f/o#positivity#f/o comfort#f/o imagines#self ship#self shipping
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Request; Beetlejuice getting jealous of someone (deceased or not) hitting on you a little too much and Beetlejuice has a little talk with the guy hahah. I’m so excited for your writing!!
I haven't written for beej in so long
Beetlejuice
You attended a lot of the original housewarming parties and "family dinners" with the Deetz, which was were he was introduced to you in the first place. Each party was the same either way in the years to come, and someone each time managed to get on his nerves
Except this time he refused to be polite about it. You knew Beej was protective and mouthy but hopefully he would have a little bit of courtesy during such big parties like the Deetz's. You were wrong, of course, because too many people were trying to get too close to you tonight
This one was a regular, no particularly related to the Deetz in anyway except for being a long time friend on Delia's side. He was always very fond of you from the first time he had met you. You decided not to let Beetlejuice know about this guy for the sake of not ruining the party with his big outburst, but tonight it was a little too much to handle
You slouched your way into the crowd and back to Beetlejuice, hiding your face as best as you can with your hand and into his arms
"What's up, whatd'ya want, whach'ya need?"
"Do you see that guy over there? The one looking around all clueless?"
"Yup."
"Well he won't leave me the fuck alone-"
And that's all it takes for Beej to look at you with a dramatic, dumbfounded "Oh yeah?" face.
"Leave it to me Doll,"
"No, Beej, don't do-"
It was useless and you were ,quite frankly, scared to be absolutely embarrassed in front of everybody at this party. You knew he couldn't help himself in situations where we could start up some drama or be the center of attention. He was at the man you pointed out in the matter of second
"Hey, bud. New here? No? Didn't think so but anyways uh, let me let you in on a little something alright? Alright, so,"
And without letting the man get in a single word,
"You see that absolute masterpiece over there? Yeah the one hiding behind that cup? Yeah, that one you know which one I'm talking about," point obviously at you, your posture straightened and you waved delightedly and winked at the two. Of course that was Beej making you do it and he'd be in his own sort of trouble for doing so when the party was over. Huffing and turning around, you nervously slipped into the crowd deeper
"Yeah, so uh- what do you think the chances of getting with her are huh? You think I have a chance, we have a chance, do you think so?"
"Uh-"
"Yeah well that's where I'm going to stop you right there buddy. They ain't INTERESTED and will not BE interested and you should get the HINT that they AREN'T? Got it? I think you got it. Hey man you look a little pale, act like you've seen a ghost just now. Wait, it's me, HA! Look at your face! Look at it!"
Beetlejuice has successfully scared the shit out of a random house guest who did not know that ghosts were real
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sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
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aug i wanna draw beej taking care of me so bad cuz in having AWFUL cramps
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One of my personal favs.. CREATURE RUN!!
He’s like a puppet FLAILING ready to fall apart 🤣
Aaaand…
This CREATURE CRAWL! 😂 it almost looks on the creepy side here, but watching him do this was hilarious. We all know what a ball of energy this man child is
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Interesting, you can hear a different intensity in Temeluchus
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Creature appreciation part 1
His creature face right before "Get porked Babs!" 💚
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