au where bella moved on in new moon w jake and she goes to college and grows out of the shyness and super awkward girly (but obvi she still is awkward and clumsy)
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bella rolling a joint up in her bedroom after edward left her in the woods but this time she walked home like a normal person.
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so true
hey me and my girlfriend saw you from across the parking lot and we really fucking hate your vibe. iโm going to hit you with my mercedes
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donโt ever ask me to take a poll, i will vote for the option i think is most popular. i am a sheep.
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"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.
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so true
Have yet to figure out the head injury Stephenie Meyer is suffering from โฆ the one that led her to think Bella needed a child
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i missed my turn w the knifeโฆ devastating
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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clawing at the walls of my enclosure
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