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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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Some guy on Twitter had his wife go to the Columbia protests with a shirt that had “JEW” written on it in big letters and the video was the biggest flop bc he kept having to turn the camera around so that signs like “JEWS FOR A FREE PALESTINE” wouldn’t be in the shot.
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Rabbit panic!
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one foot out of the closet and one foot on a banana peel as they say
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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the circus was in town that day 🤡
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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person-maybe · 7 hours
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clothes
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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?
I can't think of anything bad he did
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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cocking in for my shift at the penis factory
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^
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