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"Delaying death is one of my favourite hobbies" - Leo McShizzle Valdez
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Calypso: So when are we going to take the Christmas lights down?
Leo: Only when every last twinkle of the holiday spirit is gone
Calypso : ...
Calypso: So not until we get the annual threatening letter from the neighbourhood association?
Leo: It's tradition!
I can imagine this I gotta say - Merry Christmas!
#leo valdez#calypso#caleo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#rick riordan#christmas#xmasholidays#lights#christmas lights#incorrect quotes#funny quotes
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Will: hey did you bring a couple bags I could borrow?
Nico: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Will: ...
Will: Literally all you had to do was say no
#nico di angelo#will solace#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#rick riordan#solangelo#funny quotes#incorrect quotes
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Love this
Percy Jackson: I'm too young to die, and too old to eat off the kids menu! What a stupid age I am!
Nico: HA! Sucks to be you. I'm both old enough to die AND young enough to eat off the kids menu.
Annabeth and Will:
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Leo: *falls from stairs or something*
Leo: Ow! I think I cracked a rib. How many ribs do we have?
Jason: Idk like 20 I think
Leo: Sweet! *climbs stairs*
Jason: Leo no!
#leo valdez#jason grace#percy jackson#rick riordan#nico di angelo#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#will solace#annabeth chase#piper mclean#peter rabbit
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Percy: Do you think I've ever met a pigeon with the same birthday as me?
Grover: *turns to the nearest pigeon*
Grover: Sammy here's third cousin has the same birthday as you!
Annabeth: ...
#percy jackson#rick riordan#nico di angelo#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#will solace#jason grace#leo valdez#annabeth chase#grover underwood#pigeon#birthday
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More things you probably forgot HoO Edition
Jason tried to rename the Twelfth Legion the First Legion for a new start to Rome
Annabeth's letter to Reyna in HoH was originally addressed to Travis Stoll
There is currently still an Italian Fiat in Tartarus and some very confused Italians
Pluto gave Hazel coloured pencils for her birthday - what a dad
Even Annabeth thought Nico had had a crush on her in MoA. Wasn't that hard to read
If anyone has any others please comment below or reblog with your own
#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#rick riordan#nico di angelo#trials of apollo#will solace#jason grace#leo valdez#annabeth chase#reyna hoo#tartarus#thingsyoudidntknow
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Tower of Nero/Burning Maze Spoilers
So, us it just me that finds the dream scene in ToN with Lester and Jason super ironic?
I mean, demigods complain about gods invading their dreams with vague advice and what does Jason do?
Ha. Karma
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Things you probably forgot HoO edition
Frank's bow and quiver can morph into a backpack
Small Bob usually looks like a Calico not a skeleton
Hazel didn't really trust Jason until HoH
Nico refused to sleep in Percy's cabin on the Argo II because feels
Jason is taller than Percy
#percy jackson#rick riordan#nico di angelo#heroes of olympus#jason grace#piper mclean#hazel levesque#frank zhang#thingsyoudidntknow
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When their SOs are cold
Percy: *gives up his coat*
Jason: *already brought a spare coat*
Frank: *gives the warmest hugs*
Leo: *lights hands on fire to be toasty warm*
Will: Umm, I can glow if you ...
Nico: Yes
#percy jackson#jason grace#frank zhang#leo valdez#nico di angelo#will solace#rick riordan#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#glowinthedark
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What happens on a demigod zoom call
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Annabeth: Am I the only one with an electronic device?
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Annabeth: Right, I am leaving for three days. I've left notes for each of you with instructions
Percy: Mine just says "Percy, no"
Annabeth: And you can apply that to every possible situation
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#heroes of olympus#rick riordan#nico di angelo#trials of apollo#will solace#jason grace#piper mclean
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When Nico says Imma go shadow travel now
Will: What if you get lost? Or stuck?
Nico: I've thought about that
Will: And?
Nico: Well, it would be a worry so best not to dwell on it
Will:
Will: I know I said to be more optimistic but ...
Will: This isn't what I meant
#nico di angelo#will solace#percy jackson#rick riordan#shadow travel#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#doctor who quotes#12th doctor
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Leo: Well, I'm sorry. Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Piper: Yes. All the time.
Leo: Well then you should get used to it!
#leo valdez#piper mclean#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#dangerous#who am i kidding#argo 2 crew#festus the dragon
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Nico: Will. Will. Look!
Will: What
Nico: *presses D on keyboard* It's D Pressed!
Will: No, Nico...
Nico: I AM D PRESSED!
Will: ...
Will: Why couldn't you be the one that glows
#nico di angelo#will solace#solangelo#percy jackson#heroes of olymous#trials of apollo#rick riordan#what even is this
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Grover has the same energy around Percy and Annabeth as Charles Boyle does with Jake and Amy
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#brooklyn nine nine#jake peralta#charles boyle#amy santiago#rick riordan
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Percy: OMG! Annabeth you've been IMPALED??!! You need to go to a hospital
Annabeth: I'm only LIGHTLY impaled Percy
Percy: ... I ...
Percy: I don't know if I should push it or just be impressed
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#rick riordan#i ran out of ideas#and tags#hello world
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Leo: Funnels are just cups with a time limit
Jason: It's 3am. Go back to sleep
#leo valdez#jason grace#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#rick riordan#can i just#3 am vibes#3 am thoughts
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