rewatching lotr, and rewatched the hobbit trilogy like 2 weeks ago, and i must say. i love this franchise for all its “i knew a guy who knew a guy” relations. like to give just one example, gimli presumes for a second, like the whole fellowship, that frodo got injured by the cave troll in moria. but he’s actually just fine! because frodo just happens to be gimli’s dad’s boss’s situationship’s nephew, and therefore has the mithril shirt that gimli’s dad’s boss gave to his situationship right before gimli’s dad’s boss led the company to battle against, among others, legolas’s dad. legolas’s old situationship from like last year (60 years ago) was also there and chose, get this, gimli’s dad’s boss’s nephew over him. i love yall

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

(insp)

"the time will pass anyways" has truly rocked me to my core since reading it and changed my life.

not to engage in hoe activities but I could really go for laying on someone's chest and being lulled to sleep by their heartbeat

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Ship trope I'd love to see more of: "Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that's a problem for future us. Right now we're just trying to make it through the Plot."

Just a little guy, still waiting for his father to take him to see the black parade

@saucerfulofsins @writtenbyevie @seattlekrakin

i also wana start a picrew chain so just tag as manny ppl as you can and make a little guy of yourself

little guy maker｜Picrew

mine

@sad-trash-pigeon @hyperbolic-havoc @literally-maria @willprobablychangethis @willows-woes @heartstopperstuff @sproldenlover @pessimistonsteriods @person4924 @katelyn-heartstopper @artsimmys @acuteobsession @apersononearth011 @faulty-radio

child of divorce is a spectrum

kill the shift manager in your brain

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

Unreal Unearth - Song/Circle Correspondences.

Descent: De Selby (Part 1); De Selby (Part 2)

First (Limbo, the unbaptised but virtuous): First Time

Second (Lust): Francesca; I, Carrion (Icarian)

Third (Gluttony): Eat Your Young

Fourth (Avarice and Prodigality): Damage Gets Done

Fifth (Wrath and Sullenness): Who We Are

Sixth (Heresy): Son Of Nyx; All Things End

Seventh (Violence): To Someone From A Warm Climate (Uiscefhuaraithe); Butchered Tongue

Eighth (Fraud): Anything But; Abstract (Psychopomp)

Ninth (Treachery): Unknown / Nth

Ascent: First Light

this album was crafted specifically for me

I need to catch up on Fantasy High.