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back to Miraculous, episode Passion, season 5.
I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR PEOPLE, AND I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE READY TO HEAR.
What about, Natalie being in love with Gabriel, BUT SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH EMILIE INSTEAD????
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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sometimes i wonder if the only reason i listen to Harry Styles is because "his music is relatable, heartbreaking at some points, mind-blowing at others, because he's a respectful and supportive man who cares about everyone and who's nice and literally perfect, and whose name is stylish enough for my taste"
or maybe just because im secretly a lesbian ♡.
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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*after death*
Hades watching Apollo wanting to turn me into a flower: wHAT ARE U DOING!?!?
Apollo: 👁👄👁tURNING OUR DAUGHTER IN A FLOWER!?!? WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!??!
Hades: make her a bush
Apollo: WHAT!! U WANT ME TO TURN OUR DAUGHTER IN A BUSH
Hades: ITS EITHER THAT OR I TAKE CUSTODY OF THE CHILD
Apollo: SHES ALREADY DEAD ASSHOLE U ALREADY HAVE CUSTODY MAN FUCK THIS. DADDY LOVES U SWEETIE YOUR OTHER DAD NOT SO MUCH SO YOU'LL BE A BERRY BUSH FROM NOW
Hades: WHY A BERRY BUSH
Apollo: BECAUSE I SAID SO NOW FUCK YOU
Hades: yea when
Apollo: I-
Apollo: *shrieeekks*
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ZEUS: MY DAUGHTER FELL INTO A LAKE YOU FUCKING KELP
POSEIDON: HOW IS THAT MY FAULT YOU WHORE?
ZEUS: LAKES ARE YOUR THING OFC ITS YOUR FAULT HOW DARE YOU
POSEIDON: BITCH GO FUCK A TREE LEAVE ME ALONE
HADES: Persephone darling the clowns are fighting again dear
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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Sometimes I sit and wonder about my reaction to Mark of Athena...
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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if Taylor Swift can graduate, so can i.
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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"If she doesn't judo-flip me after a long time we haven't seen each other, then I don't want it." motto for life
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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We sure as hell freaked out when found out Walker was chosen to play Percy. BUT I AM WAY MORE INPATIENT TO KNOW WHO'S GONNA PLAY ANNABETH !!!!
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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THERE IS AN INFINITY OF WAYS THAT THEY COULD HAVE ENDED STRIKE BACK, BUT INSTEAD THEY PULL OUT THIS FREAKING SHIT LIKE WTF, YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING DO THAT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN'S SERIES NOT A FUCKING ANGST ONE.
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"I can see it on your face, it was rough"
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ROSE AND JULEKA ARE FREAKING OFFICIAL YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. LIKE??? DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE???
"IL N'Y A PAS D'AMOUR SANS AMITIE"
DON'T TALK TO ME.
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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*the masc urge to cut my hair based on gay characters hairstyles*
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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Marvel may be the best, but Harley Quinn stole my heart like no Marvel Character could.
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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Arcane left a big empty hole in my heart and I think I'll never be able to cover that up.
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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Why did no one prepare me for Arcane...
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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It's pathetic how Spider Man No Way Home just came out and I'm still shocked, and now they are saying that the fourth movie it's on the way...
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percy-the-diet-coke · 2 years
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Anyone: Did you watch Spider-Man No Way Home?
Me: oh, you mean the movie that awakened all my traumas, that is literally the best movie of Marvel, that I swore with my life if something unexpected happened I'll wash my memory once and for all with the help of Doctor Strange, and never ever considered coming back to it?
Anyone: is that a yes...
Me: no.
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