wait check this out
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ignore your emails play dress up games online
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Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????
This Ryan creamer??????
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^ what a bluegill might say moments before biting onto my baited hook
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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>
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guy who's never been outdoors: I love the blue they chose for the ceiling in this room but it looks like they missed a few spots when they painted it
guy who thinks clouds are called "bees": oh those are the bees
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when I eat a bacon egg and cheese I feel like a disney princess to whom animals flock, singing and bearing gifts, in this case those animals being a cow chicken and pig, the cow brings me milk wgich it turns into cheese, the chicken brings its eggs in a pretty little basket, and the pig kills itself which usually brings the mood down a little bit for like a moment but we recover
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every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats
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I mean that about sums it up
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hand hurts from jacking off
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just a lil guy (evil)
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pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later
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I complain about Grindr a lot for someone who 7/10 times can’t wait to respond like this
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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.
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unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)
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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr
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